You MIGHT be Ladarius Green

[wig]

If you've already gotten free-agent offers from Domino's AND Papa John's... you MIGHT be Ladarius Green

 

[wig]

If you are packing up your locker with the team and say to the fellas, "I just wish I could remember this for the rest of my life" and then shed a few tears for reasons entirely different from everyone else... you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.

 

[Drink IRON City]

If you reach to flush the toilet while pissing in the wind..............You might be Ladarius Green






Salute the nation

 

[Drink IRON City]

Once through drive through you check your order and NO fries, you pull back through to complain and
the window guy tells you.."Taco Johns" don't make French fries..................You might be Ladarius Green




Salute the nation

 

[bermudasteel]

..When someone asks you to count to 10 and you go...1 ,2, flying moose,7, red waterfish,22,9, can opener, 156, bowtie, 7,..oh did I say 7,um 14, grandma,10.....you might be Ladarius Green

Bruh - this chyt brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard!!!

 

[Steelr4evr]

Bruh - this chyt brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard!!!

Glad it gave you a chuckle. Every now and then I can find a funny.

 

[Steelerfan]

What Berm said. I had co-workers coming into the office to ask me what was so funny. I had to make up a story about a phone call I got.

 

[Xnavycl]

If you yell out, "Who cut the cheese?" In a room of one, and then purport, "He who smelt it, dealt it!", you may be Ladarius Green

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[DBS1970]

Well I hate it for the guy and I hate that we spent the money on a player that was basically unable to produce.

 

[MTC]

If you trip over a cordless device and got it tangled in the process...you are Ladarius Green

 

[slashsteel]

If you fly 57 kamikaze missions

you might be Ladarius Green




in other news his NFL career just went up in smoke.

 

[Drink IRON City]

If you go to make pizZa and you find you have steak...................You could be Ladaius Green






Salute the nation

 

[Drink IRON City]

If you keep handing money to the bell ringer....and he isn't a bell ringer....................You could be Ladarius Green





Salute the nation

 

[Drink IRON City]

Truth be told, the guy is gone and I feel for his brain sauce. I should quit contributing to this thread,....... But it is a lot of fun. Best of luck to him and his life's work.






Salute the nation

 

[wig]

I just hope he's alright. Aches and pains suck. It aint no good to be stuck in a wheel chair or simply slowed up through your adult life. But if the brain is gone. Well, ****. It wasn't much worth it - was it?