You MIGHT be Ladarius Green

[Stryker]

If you find your keys, but you forget what they unlock....you might be LG

 

[MTC]

If you're happy but don't really know it clap your han....you might be Ladarius Greene

 

[awboatguy]

If you HAVE to wear your helmet on the team bus, in the cafeteria, and when you sleep...you MIGHT be Ladarius Green


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[awboatguy]

Hey, let's be clear about this.

While I started the thread and I used the "Foxworthy Redneck template", at no point was this ever meant to suggest or imply Green is stupid.

I have been poking fun at the injury and concussion status. I'm sure he's frustrated. I'm frustrated, we're all frustrated. But let's not get all piss in our cheerios about it. Nobody said Green was stupid. In fact, he seems smart enough to me. I've pointed out several times that I'm no Ladarius Green.

If there's frustration about the situation it's because the fans have seen glimpses of what he could do if he was healthy. But the fact is he isn't healthy and every time he puts a helmet on he's jeopardizing himself and putting a pricetag on his future.

I hate to be the ******* here, but maybe, just maybe there are more important things than catching passes over the middle while some up and coming safety prepares to make a highlight reel on your body when you've had several disclosed concussions. Who knows how many were undisclosed.

I'm just sayin. How many of us are willing to watch the guy get himself beaten into a pulp just to earn a few 1st downs or even grab a few touchdowns when ultimately the outcome could be him in really horrible horrible shape as a 55 year old man?

Ya, he got some money, we say. He got paid. Yet we sat and bitched about the year that he only played a few games and made a few catches. The year where he picked up one, maybe two more concussions and then our beloved Steelers went and signed him AGAIN? put him on the field AGAIN? I love the guys talent, but I think he's gonna get himself turned into mush. I'm sorry. He's a bad investment. I hate to be a bummer on an otherwise fun thread. I do like the guy and his ability. I think he should walk away while he still can. If he still can.

It's a funny thread that pokes fun at a not so funny pick up. No explanation needed brother. It's fun and we haven't been it bad taste IMO.


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[Drink IRON City]

If it's thundering and lightning to loud so you turn down the TV volume...............You might be Ladarius Green





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[Drink IRON City]

If your mowing grass on the riding mower and after 2 hours you realize it has to be started........You Might be Ladarius Green.





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[Stainless]

If you think Jesse James has AIDS, you might be Ladarius Green.

 

[pittbull]

If someone tells a knock-knock joke, and you get a concussion...

 

[Steelr4evr]

When a church bell breaks and they call you to come because of the bell ringing in your ears. You might be Ladarious Green

 

[Drink IRON City]

When you think it is blizzarding, then realize its just you TV is fuzzy.....................You could be Ladarius Green




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[wig]

When the kids gather round and yell, "Let's play Animal, Mineral, Vegetable" and you perk up and say Somebody callin' me?"... You MIGHT be Ladarius Green.

 

[MTC]

Is it possible for Ladarius to get a concussion listening to music at high decibels?
If so....you may be Ladarius Green

 

[Litos]

If you are reading this thread with $5M in the bank and you get concussed while rolling on the floor laughing, you probably are Ladarius Green

 

[wig]

If your version of "Pillow Talk" simply refers to the echoes in your head while you try to sleep... You MIGHT be Ladarius Green.

 

[wig]

When your teammates give you the nickname "Hammer Time" and you don't know if it's because of your playing style, your wardrobe or your rabidly vanishing career... you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.

 

[SteveA]

If you are hearing ringing in your ears from the singing of the Choir at Steeler Nation........YOU MUST BE LADARIUS GREEN

 

[MTC]

If anything Yoda says makes sense


Ladarius Green; you are

 

[Drink IRON City]

If you go to feed the cat and realize you don't have a cat.............YOU might be Ladarius Green





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[obxsteeler]

If you really think this kind of thread is funny better check with your MD-you might be concussed.

 

[Drink IRON City]

If you continuously rinse out your mouth yet haven't brushed your teeth............YOU might be Ladarius Green





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[IndySteel]

If you lose your license for too many DUI's but you don't drink....you might be Ladarius Green.

 

[Steelr4evr]

..When someone asks you to count to 10 and you go...1 ,2, flying moose,7, red waterfish,22,9, can opener, 156, bowtie, 7,..oh did I say 7,um 14, grandma,10.....you might be Ladarius Green

 

[Drink IRON City]

If you keep answering the front door and nobody is there...................YOU might be Ladarius Green





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[Litos]

if you just got released, you might be ...

 

[wig]

If you learn about your pre-season release from the Steelers... in February... you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.