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You MIGHT be Ladarius Green

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All in fun now... Even Ladarius might find this humorous...

If you get hit by a wave of nostalgia… and get a concussion, you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.

If Jesus Himself lays hands on you and the ringing of the church bell to announce your healing gives you a NEW concussion, you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.

If a butterfly flaps its wings in China… and you get a concussion, you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.

If you think Chicken Little MAY have been on to something… you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.

If your investment portfolio consists solely of Tylenol, Advil, and Ibuprofen stock… you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.

If you destroy all your strip club receipts NOT because you’re worried your wife will find out but because you are afraid your employer will discover you got hurt getting “motor-boated”… you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.

If your idea of a pre-game threesome is to simply NOT close one eye when you’re with a woman and let the double-vision run its course… you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.
 
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a motor-boat concussion!
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In fairness, in LA, Miami or San Diego that could totally happen.
 
If your idea of attending OTA's is eating green jello and wearing velcro shoes... you MIGHT be Ladarius Green
 
If your biggest professional sports endorsement deal is Champion Grey Sweatsuits... you MIGHT be Duce Staley. OR Ladarius Green.
 
If you've actually managed to give Steeler Fans something to ***** about BESIDES Sammie Coates inability to catch the ball... You MIGHT be Ladarius Green.
 
If you're sitting in a beautiful home, with a healthy savings and retirement account and a contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers, thinking to yourself "Who's this Wig *******"... you MIGHT be Ladarius Green.
 
Yeah....as a " normal , poor guy " that suffers from neurological issues from a bad car accident and severe concussion 28 YEARS ago..... I find this pretty much bullshit.

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If you find yourself looking in one direction but not realizing it...............You might be Ladarious Green !!!!



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This thread gave me a headache.
 
if you are smart enough to finagle a 20 mill contract..............
 
MTC said:
Is that smart in the grand scheme of things? Greene is playing the front office like a fiddle
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Does ANYBODY know his status of being cleared or able to NON-CONTACT participate.......What???????


How about someone of you guys who I live in PITTSBURGH go on down and ask for us here on the MB ?????


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mightyguru said:
I get concussed by panties at most of my performances.
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those must be some awfully hefty panties gettin' tossed your way, guru :beguiled:

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machismo12 said:
Yeah....as a " normal , poor guy " that suffers from neurological issues from a bad car accident and severe concussion 28 YEARS ago..... I find this pretty much bullshit.

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I too am compassionate towards your injury but you must realize NO ONE here is directing anything towards you. Keep that perspective and you will find this place is a pretty kewl place to share comrodary of our beloved STEELERS. Stregnth and courage will carry us all onward.





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