A.Brown just wants to retire a STEELERS

[Djfan]

To AB -

"Dear AB,

You quit on us.

Go bite a root.

Steelernation."

 

[fedderone]

this may be the saddest thing I have ever read on this site

Wait.
Just wait.
I PROMISE it'll get sadder.
Don't you notice a trend?

 

[BLITZ]

Top 3? Several posts above fedderderr alleged that Brown wouldn't even be mentioned in the top 25.

A couple posts later, the moderator that is incapable of capitalizing and using punctuation (because he's too tired from working all day) suggested that this site is made up of 99.99% Steelers fans and is a good representation of the feelings of all Steeler nation. lol

are you saying top 25 wide receiver of all time in the NFL or top 25 with the Steelers?

 

[Stewey]

Define a "true Steeler". Somebody who is slightly better than run-of-the-mill and that we part ways with as soon as their rookie contract expires because we're too cheap to pay them? Are those the "true Steelers" that we're hanging our hat on?

A true Steeler is one that is currently wearing black and gold, or one that left or retired on good terms. Brown is neither.

 

[MTC]

Wait.
Just wait.
I PROMISE it'll get sadder.
Don't you notice a trend?

I notice Ballz likes the male attention.


His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

 

[CoolieMan]

I notice Ballz likes the male attention.


His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

you are more than welcome to his milkshake

although I bet he would prefer drinking yours

 

[fedderone]

Just wanted to recap for anyone just tuning in and wanting the tl:dr version of what's went down:

1.) This ^ guy didn't know that AB had a ring.

No, this guy did. Apparently you think he did while in a Steelers uniform because of how he walked on water here and delivered ZERO to us in Steeler Nation. No, Skippy, not just THIS Steeler Nation. ALL Steeler Nation.

2.) Same guy alleged that it's debatable that AB is a top 25 receiver.

Oooooooooh, let's see him avoid this one, shall we? Are you saying that Antonio Brown is a top 25 receiver of ALL time? Please share with me the personal rank you'd give him and those, if any, that would be above him. This should be a hoot.

3.) Claims that this forum is representative of the entire Steeler Nation. When asked to substantiate this allegation, (knowing that he's f'd and unable to) his pappy jumps in and tells me "you've got to take what we say at face value".

Yeah, that whole reading comprehension thing'll getcha every time. See, I put this clever thing called an appositive in my initial sentence as to not confuse the dullards, such as yourself, from being overwhelmed and confused. Unfortunately you can only lead a horse to water. But a pencil must be lead. That's probably a wee bit before your time, Skippy.

fedderderr's thought provoking rebuttal to me:

Those extra Rs and derr in place of one. Shouldn't that have a P? Or am I unworthy of a full DERP? I just get derr? Darn my luck.

1.) Hey I'm mad that you police people's grammar.

Mad? Nah, Skippy. But we're talking about people typing on phones, iPads, while pushing brooms. I think most of us are adult enough to figure out that mistakes happen. I mean, ask your parents.

2.) Hey I'm teary eyed that you make fun of my screen name.

Yeah, because those extra Rs are so demeaning and pierce my soul. My goodness you're a savage! You make fun of everyone's screen name. Poorly, I might add.

3.) Hey despite being incorrect and/or caught in more than 1 lie, I'm going to call you unintelligent and say you have no logical thoughts.

You did? Is it a lie on my part or a lack of a functioning cerebellum on your part?

I'll be sure to provide the cliff notes on his inevitable, future meltdowns, inaccuracies, lies, and contradictions.

Well, aren't you the little helper. Thank you, that's so considerate of you.
Now tell us, were you going to answer any of our questions or just continue ignoring them while demanding the world of citations from everyone else?

And I know you won't answer, but I'm genuinely curious........do you require Yoohoo and Cheetos from your mom when she serves you in the basement, or Jolt and Oatmeal Cream Pies?

 

[MTC]

you are more than welcome to his milkshake

although I bet he would prefer drinking yours

 

[Lloyds legend]

AB didn't care about the organization or fans when he quit on us. So why and the hell should we do anything for him?

He requested the trade, he didn't play here at the end, and frankly his lack of respect for all of us doesn't warrant him being brought back into our good graces so he can retire a Steeler.

Regardless of his stats, no way do I put this man on the same level as our many Steeler greats.

 

[Sarge]

I would love to have AB back as a player if I knew for sure he would leave all the drama somewhere else.

I think the guy is top 10 all time even if he never plays another down.

He is certainly #1 in nonsense.

Doesn't matter. He isn't coming back. He burned that bridge.

 

[Drink IRON City]

No, this guy did. Apparently you think he did while in a Steelers uniform because of how he walked on water here and delivered ZERO to us in Steeler Nation. No, Skippy, not just THIS Steeler Nation. ALL Steeler Nation.

Oooooooooh, let's see him avoid this one, shall we? Are you saying that Antonio Brown is a top 25 receiver of ALL time? Please share with me the personal rank you'd give him and those, if any, that would be above him. This should be a hoot.

Yeah, that whole reading comprehension thing'll getcha every time. See, I put this clever thing called an appositive in my initial sentence as to not confuse the dullards, such as yourself, from being overwhelmed and confused. Unfortunately you can only lead a horse to water. But a pencil must be lead. That's probably a wee bit before your time, Skippy.

Those extra Rs and derr in place of one. Shouldn't that have a P? Or am I unworthy of a full DERP? I just get derr? Darn my luck.

Mad? Nah, Skippy. But we're talking about people typing on phones, iPads, while pushing brooms. I think most of us are adult enough to figure out that mistakes happen. I mean, ask your parents.

Yeah, because those extra Rs are so demeaning and pierce my soul. My goodness you're a savage! You make fun of everyone's screen name. Poorly, I might add.

You did? Is it a lie on my part or a lack of a functioning cerebellum on your part?

Well, aren't you the little helper. Thank you, that's so considerate of you.
Now tell us, were you going to answer any of our questions or just continue ignoring them while demanding the world of citations from everyone else?

And I know you won't answer, but I'm genuinely curious........do you require Yoohoo and Cheetos from your mom when she serves you in the basement, or Jolt and Oatmeal Cream Pies?

First off EXCELLENT post !

Secondly

You do realize that responding to him is like talking to a post that hasn't been harvested yet,..........





Salute the nation

 

[Ballz Deep]

AB didn't care about the organization or fans when he quit on us. So why and the hell should we do anything for him?

He requested the trade, he didn't play here at the end, and frankly his lack of respect for all of us doesn't warrant him being brought back into our good graces so he can retire a Steeler.

Regardless of his stats, no way do I put this man on the same level as our many Steeler greats.

Yeah, dude. This post doesn't make you sound like a jaded b*tch or anything. Is it fair to assume that you typed it while you were sitting down peeing?

No guys seriously. He hurt us. As fans, we deserve to have someone who only has eyes for us. F'n Derrr

 

[CoolieMan]

Yeah, dude. This post doesn't make you sound like a jaded b*tch or anything. Is it fair to assume that you typed it while you were sitting down peeing?

No guys seriously. He hurt us. As fans, we deserve to have someone who only has eyes for us. F'n Derrr

not surprised you are picturing guys here peeing

more idiocy from the troll

 

[Superman]

that was not the point on your initial attempt at belittling fed...but since your ignorance has been clearly pointed out you switch arguments

well this is a good sample size. you have a large group of posters from all over the U.S. and even a few other countries. men, women young and old, liberals, conservatives and everything in between plus a few ignorant trolls

and their king, apparently

 

[bermudasteel]

I think this is something that any true Steelers fan would like to see.

Welcome home, AB.

But, but, you said he'd be the #1 WR this year...

Get your hands out of your fanny pack and go make us men folk some sammiches.

Thanks, Becky!!!

 

[bermudasteel]

To be clear I wouldn't advocate bringing him back to play. And they won't. But a career end one day contract. Sure.

Ditto. And then I never want to see him again.

I'm debating on selling my jersey he signed...

 

[fedderone]

First off EXCELLENT post !

Secondly

You do realize that responding to him is like talking to a post that hasn't been harvested yet,..........





Salute the nation

I know.
I was hoping that he would disappear like a bad fart if we ignored him.
But since he's here, and continues to full steam ahead troll, I can't help myself.
It's become so entertaining to watch him trip over himself not answering questions, deflecting, changing the matter at hand, misreading posts, misinterpreting posts, etc.
This is the type of guy that believes everything he reads on the internet.
Most of us see an article, post it up here, and get a general feel if it's reasonable or far-fetched, and then we usually hash out a few specifics from the article via civil discourse.
Not Skippy. He doesn't try to add any independent thoughts ( naming farming creatures and making rudimentary noises notwithstanding ) or debate with any logic or common sense.
He just keeps pounding the table with "BUT THE WRITER SAID SO! IT'S RIGHT THERE IN PRINT! HE'S A PROFESSIONAL WRITER AND HIS EMPLOYER POSTED THE ARTICLE ONLINE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE! IT'S IRREFUTABLE PROOF AND 100% TRUTH!"
It's just become so fun.

 

[SteelerSask2]

Ditto. And then I never want to see him again.

I'm debating on selling my jersey he signed...

I think the market would be low Berm

 

[SteelerSask2]

I just try to remember the great smile AB on our family trip to Pittsburgh where he should have caught the game winner but the Tomlin Tampa 2 collapsed vs. Mike Glennon. He was pure magic before the craziness became public.

 

[Ballz Deep]

Ditto. And then I never want to see him again.

I'm debating on selling my jersey he signed...

The judge told you to come up with the back child support or go to jail, I assume?

 

[Superman]

@Ballz Deep - enlighten us higher IQs as to how signing a one-day contract to retire as a Steeler equates to this **** playing for the Steelers again.

 

[CoolieMan]

The judge told you to come up with the back child support or go to jail, I assume?

bye *****

 

[Superman]

Collie swung the Ban Hammer on THIS profile.

 

[Drink IRON City]

and their king, apparently

FUCKingsss hilarious................. HOF post



SALUTE THE NATION

 

[thesteelcity]

I miss Ballz already. . .