Ms Nancy Pelosi, from San Francisco, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch . In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist , a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. l The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama -Care...they turned you down.”
Glenn Beck: Nancy Pelosi is an idiot; leave it to Glenn Beck...LOL
GLENN: I’ve got to play the Nancy Pelosi audio here and she’s just giving a press conference about how bad the situation is and how much of a rush that we are in now to get this stimulus package passed. Could we please play this audio from Nancy Pelosi.
PELOSI: The package is going too fast and maybe it won’t be ready by the President’s Day recess.
PELOSI: Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
GLENN: Whoa, wait a minute. Could you play that again, please? Every month that we don’t have an economic stimulus package, what happens?
PELOSI: Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
GLENN: 500 million Americans lose their job every single month we don’t have an economic stimulus package.
STU: Now Glenn, if I’m remembering correctly, the entire U.S. workforce is about 140 million people. So we’re talking about in one month from now, we’re talking about just in one month, 30 days.
GLENN: Right.