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Kewl Beans "wig" SUPEr karma and thank you for the many laughs
Salute the nation
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Having kids I have read the books he lights a fire with his umbrella and gives Harry's Cousin a pig tail. He has his wand built into his umbrella to hide it.I didn't think Hagrid cast any spells. Just thought he was half giant and liked magical creatures.
I actually do have a few followers. I'm as shocked as anyone.
Browns certain they can sign any drunken hobo off the street to QB them to victory over Pburgh secondary. Oh wait, That's Johnny Football.
Mike Tomlin in a brilliant coaching move elects to forego 2 field goals in last weeks game, loses by 3. Doesn't live in his fears though.
Johnny Foosball heads to Vegas, gets liquored up and "auditions" for Dallas. Is Jerry Jones dumb enough to sign a kid sweating Capt Morgan?
Carson Palmer thanks Bengals for releasing him to a real NFL franchise so he can finally realize his dream of winning a playoff game!
KC Chiefs confused, report their headsets stopped working the final 4 minutes of game. Everyone looks at KC like they're morons!
Palmer plans to send postcards to all the "classy Bengal fans" from NFC Champ Game. Projected Postage Cost: $0 (Shrewd, Carson, Shrewd)
Cincinnati throws victory parade for the Bengals after Denver win! That IS the closest Cincinnati comes to playoff victory, after all.
Nice parade in Cinci.
(super hush hush) Lance Armstrong consulted to help with potential super bowl ring design if the P*ts win another one!
Sure I stole it. I aint proud!SCAPEGATE! P*ts fire O-Line Non FG kicking coach who cobbles together a patchwork line all season and gets them to the AFCC game. Go 4 2
Johnny Manziel to star in new Reality TV show, where celebrities lose all their money in a short span: Watch "Drunk Tank" on NBC!