@wig_hates_stuff

[wig]

To vent my irritation with the NFL I created a twitter account today to ***** at Schefter.

A couple of my tweets...

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Steelers Asst. coach destroyed his phone! NFL powerless to investigate.


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Gregg Wade ‏@wig_hates_stuff 21s22 seconds ago

Breaking News! Bill Belichick narrowly avoids head-on collision. Cheats Death! Turns out to be non story - NFL Botches investigation.

 

[MTC]

Cheats death! Lmfao

 

[wig]

Gregg Wade ‏@wig_hates_stuff now

Tom Brady Loves Jim Croce, He can put time in a bottle, and he knows just what to do...

https://www.facebook.com/landon.cola...94133/?fref=nf …

 

[madinsomniac]

Bwahahaha keep it up...

 

[bermudasteel]

I'm too old to tweet (according to my kids)...but, that is some funny chyt right there, Wig!!!

 

[wig]

Inquisitive Reporter in Buffalo queries why Coach B and Satan have never been spotted in the same room at the same time... story developing.

 

[wig]

Steelers' "Naked Gronk" defense failed. Brady has seen plenty of naked Gronk, knows just where to put his balls.

 

[bermudasteel]

Steelers' "Naked Gronk" defense failed. Brady has seen plenty of naked Gronk, knows just where to put his balls.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to wig again.

 

[wig]

What can I say... It helps to have an outlet for the seething hatred...

 

[wig]

Shocking last moment interception! It's like the Patriots knew what was coming... Oh wait! Nevermind.

 

[insaniti]

So the Patriots knew that Tyrod would throw high all game long, and get tipped interceptions? I hate the Patriots as much as the next guy, but they didn't jump routes, they played the tip drill and came up with 50/50 balls. Tyrod is NOT a starting QB in the NFL...

 

[wig]

Hot off the presses

Bart Scott claims Tom Brady isn't tough - Pat's fans dumbfounded. Or is it, Pats fans found dumb... Checking my sources.

 

[wig]

Had to catch up...

Tom Brady claims he wants 1 record he can simply never get... "1 season free of any cheating scandals..."

 

[wig]

Last one...

Commish threatens tweeter due to snarky comments about his favorite team. Tweeter says he "Rules Himself". Commish backs down...

 

[Steelr4evr]

Good stuff.

 

[Litos]

funny, keep 'em coming

 

[awboatguy]

Great stuff...LOL

 

[wig]

insaniti, They're jokes man... Try not to think about them too much. I know I don't.

 

[wig]

I don't want people to think I'm completely biased...

Pre-game reporter questions Mike Vick about his fumble history. Vick snaps back, "Drop it, Man!' Hilarity ensues...

 

[wig]

NFL admits that refs missed call between Seahawks and Lions. 12 man forced to admit that they benefit from missed call. Wine and Cheese?

I'm in a snarky mood today...

 

[Steelerfan]

So, does anyone actually follow you on this Twitter account?

 

[wig]

I actually do have a few followers. I'm as shocked as anyone.

 

[wig]

So, my youngest daughter is a Potter fan. It turns out the J.K. Rowling has kinda dropped a bombshell on the Potter universe. She has apparently let slip that Hagrid can't perform a patronus spell. This has really upset the fans because they fear it means Hagrid is too sad to summon up the happy thoughts necessary to create a patronus... No, really, fans are debating this...

That's the background info you needed for my newest Wig Hates Stuff tweet.

"Wig reveals even sadder truth about Hagrid: He's not F'n Real... So no, he can't produce a patronus spell. Books are great, so are girls."

 

[Litos]

So, my youngest daughter is a Potter fan. It turns out the J.K. Rowling has kinda dropped a bombshell on the Potter universe. She has apparently let slip that Hagrid can't perform a patronus spell. This has really upset the fans because they fear it means Hagrid is too sad to summon up the happy thoughts necessary to create a patronus... No, really, fans are debating this...

That's the background info you needed for my newest Wig Hates Stuff tweet.

"Wig reveals even sadder truth about Hagrid: He's not F'n Real... So no, he can't produce a patronus spell. Books are great, so are girls."

I thought Hagrid was banging the tall woman, he looked happy with her. But yeah, ugly as she is, it can't be a happy thought

 

[Black & Gold Bleeder]

I thought Hagrid was banging the tall woman, he looked happy with her. But yeah, ugly as she is, it can't be a happy thought

at least he knows she's clean,, theres a happy thought for his patronus..