as if we have basements in Texas...
Speaking of basements - and football - about 20 years ago I was driving somewhere and saw a garage sale sign. I was in a swanky part of town, so I thought I'd check it out.
I went in and walked around, didn't see much, and asked a lady, "Is there anything else?" "Oh yes," she said."You need to go to the basement, especially if you're a football fan."
Hmm, sounded good. I take the stairs down, turn the corner and there it is: an insane shrine to the Raiders. The Raiders!! Al Davis photo here, Gene Upshaw photo there. A giant shot of Stabler and Biletnikoff going crazy in the end zone.
So a
very large guy is sitting on a couch watching TV. I asked him what's for sale. He said "just about everything." Of course I didn't see anything I really wanted, but struck up a conversation with him.
Turned out he was an offensive lineman with the Raiders for several years in the '60s and '70s. I told him I was a big NFL fan and remembered his name (although I've since forgotten it).
"Oh yeah?" he said. "Who's you favorite team?"
"Steelers!" I replied.
"Oh my God," he shouts, "the Steelers?!...
"Well, I'd ask you to leave.....But I need to sell this crap."