So let me get this straight. (I'm putting this all in one thread)
1). Problem 1: Kicker can't hit it through the uprights.
Fix: Bring in an old kicker to "work with" Boz, and keep Forbath "on hold".
Danny Smith can't coach him, so see what Suisham can do.
Suishamto Boz: "Stop ******* missing". Problem solved.
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2). Problem 2: Defense can't cover ****
Fix: Demote your best slot corner and put in someone who hasn't shown you **** since last time we played the *pats. That extra inch or two in height will solve it.
Fix: Go back to Artie Burns who has been burned every time he reentered the game since he was demoted.
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3). Problem 3: Head coach can't coach for ****.
Fix: Embrace it, acknowledge it, and own it. Go back to the lab and do the same ****. Cover Gronk with Vince.
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4). Problem 4: Defensive coordinator sucks.
Fix: See 2 and 3 above. Use a 2 DL and let them *** rape us.
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