Cheaters lose players one after the other from various fouls: Brady caught playing with his balls again pre game, Gronk arresrted, police now believe they charged the WRONG tight end, a dog runs out to the sideline and pulls a rope revealing Roger Godell as the mastermind behind Beilicheat's "genisus". . .etc, etc,.
Steelers still try to find a way to lose the game. Jones gets confused and tries to slide in our own endzone, safety! Tomlin then benches him in favor of the wildcat but Haley keeps calling pass plays. TWO quarters later, coach cool shades finally realizes what Haley is doing. Tomlin then just starts punting on 1st downs because: A. They will never expect it, and B. Our punter is the only player not still hungover from partying all night in Miami. With 1 second remaining Steelers recover a fumble on yet another punt, Bos runs out and kicks the game winner!
Dem Stillers-3
Dem Cheatri*ts-2
Steelers still try to find a way to lose the game. Jones gets confused and tries to slide in our own endzone, safety! Tomlin then benches him in favor of the wildcat but Haley keeps calling pass plays. TWO quarters later, coach cool shades finally realizes what Haley is doing. Tomlin then just starts punting on 1st downs because: A. They will never expect it, and B. Our punter is the only player not still hungover from partying all night in Miami. With 1 second remaining Steelers recover a fumble on yet another punt, Bos runs out and kicks the game winner!
Dem Stillers-3
Dem Cheatri*ts-2