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Official Steelers VS Cheat-riots prediction thread.

Cheaters lose players one after the other from various fouls: Brady caught playing with his balls again pre game, Gronk arresrted, police now believe they charged the WRONG tight end, a dog runs out to the sideline and pulls a rope revealing Roger Godell as the mastermind behind Beilicheat's "genisus". . .etc, etc,.

Steelers still try to find a way to lose the game. Jones gets confused and tries to slide in our own endzone, safety! Tomlin then benches him in favor of the wildcat but Haley keeps calling pass plays. TWO quarters later, coach cool shades finally realizes what Haley is doing. Tomlin then just starts punting on 1st downs because: A. They will never expect it, and B. Our punter is the only player not still hungover from partying all night in Miami. With 1 second remaining Steelers recover a fumble on yet another punt, Bos runs out and kicks the game winner!

Dem Stillers-3
Dem Cheatri*ts-2
 
Angry Tom & Co. : 37 Steelers: 21 (score looks closer than it was) Landry benched late in 3rd. Mettenberger takes over as starter after bye.
 
Patriots 35
Steelers 14
 
Steelers 25
Pats 24

Pats stack the box to stop 26 and play right into Haley's plan which is to go with the only strength Landry has; the short passing game.

Steelers control TOP

On D Butler remembers what Lebeau did to beat the Pats a few years ago and jams their wr's and TE's just enough to disrupt Brady.
 
Elfiero, I wish you were correct except for a few glaring facts. When we last beat NE, which seems like forever, we had a decent Defense, not the banged up crew we have now, Second we had Big Ben to keep us in the game.

I am serious when I say this Sunday we would struggle to beat the Brownies.

Take a LOT of Malox, Drink a lot of Iron City or both. I'm afraid schemes alone will not be enough.

Pats= Score at will Tons of points
Stillers= 2 maybe three field goals.
 
Steelers 24
Pasterisks* 13

Marsha, meet Silverback.
 
It would be nice if it were a close game kind of like me winning the Mega Millions!
The creative names for the teams are hysterical.
Maybe we get to see a Ben/ Brady matchup in the post season.
Dammit
 
The cheater's may win as well as the STEELERS may win. One thing for sure is if the cheater's win they will be still known as CHEATERS. If the STEELERS win, they will be known as Super Bowl contenders.............




Salute the nation
 
We won't get pressure until Heyward returns. Plus Tuitt has a banged up Ankle...

Steelers 17 Pats 24
 
You people giving the Pats**** less than 40 points are funny.
 
You people giving the Pats**** less than 40 points are funny.

I think the pawfuckit pats are gonna lay an *** whoopin on our boys too. I'll watch. Just like me and the mrs just witnessed an ugly hockey game by the Pens. A capatain always goes down with his ship
 
47. To 17 bad guys
 
Steelers 24
Pats 31



Ya excited for this **** performance coming up.

I think the Steelers will make a game out if it but, the Pats having a superior qb, I expect them to pull away in the 4th qtr.



I would live with that. we're injured, lost the battle last week but no way we're out.

this team, with all hands on deck, (shazier, ben, , heyword, golbert, Eli eogers, laderious Green, and Dupree) this is one hell of a dangers team.

I would hope...if I was Tomlin here's what I would:

-study tendencies
-have each player really study their opposition
-learn all their weakness
-check out their personnel, formations.
-study them, learn, and play the game

we'll have to go through them. I think it's high time this team beat a brady-led patriots once and for all....get the damn monkey off of our backs.

all these playoff appearances and lwoB repuS titles in the 2000's is almost tasteless because we really haven't beaten the Pats when it mattered the most.

this game doesn't mean ****. The ravens game is far more important than this one.

This is really a nice set up for Tomlin, if he is thinking strategically to beat bellicheck when it matters the most, this is the best study time he'll get.
 
I would hope...if I was Tomlin here's what I would:

-study tendencies
-have each player really study their opposition
-learn all their weakness
-check out their personnel, formations.
-study them, learn, and play the game
There's a first time for everything.

all these playoff appearances and lwoB repuS titles in the 2000's is almost tasteless because we really haven't beaten the Pats when it mattered the most.
As I pointed out earlier, every time we got to a Super Bowl we never had to face the Pats**** in the playoffs.

This is really a nice set up for Tomlin, if he is thinking strategically to beat bellicheck when it matters the most, this is the best study time he'll get.
Cheating or not, Belicheat's teams are always well-prepared, play good fundamentals, clock management is good, and they rarely make mistakes or take penalties. Tomlin's teams tend to lose to inferior opponents, clock management is iffy, and although they don't usually take a lot of penalties they make a lot of mistakes.
 
SORRY Ron & Taz....... Because we haven't beaten the CHEATRIOTS on our way to super bowl victories does NOT take anything away from our championships. It lessens them absolutely Zero. How can the STEELERS be held accountable when the CHEATRIOTS aren't good enough to face us in our championship years???? KAPISH???




Salute the nation
 
I just can't pick against dem Stillers and we are at home so I'll just throw a number against the goal post and hope it sticks.

Stillers surprise the fans with 27 points
and
Hold the Cheatriots to a 26 point field goal laden loss at Heinz Field after Tom Brady leaves the game with an unknown injury.

It came to me in a dream, along with this....

american-dream_c_1069143.jpg
 
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SORRY Ron & Taz....... Because we haven't beaten the CHEATRIOTS on our way to super bowl victories does NOT take anything away from our championships. It lessens them absolutely Zero. How can the STEELERS be held accountable when the CHEATRIOTS aren't good enough to face us in our championship years???? KAPISH???
No offense taken. I'm just saying that I think it's unlikely we get to all those Super Bowls if we had to face the Pats**** in the playoffs because 1) they cheat and 2) they would regularly ***-rape Dick LeBeau because what they do best is what his defense defended worst.
 
Elfiero, I wish you were correct except for a few glaring facts. When we last beat NE, which seems like forever, we had a decent Defense, not the banged up crew we have now, Second we had Big Ben to keep us in the game.

I am serious when I say this Sunday we would struggle to beat the Brownies.

Take a LOT of Malox, Drink a lot of Iron City or both. I'm afraid schemes alone will not be enough.

Pats= Score at will Tons of points
Stillers= 2 maybe three field goals.

Trying to stay positive. If we can run Bell and control TOP keep Brady off the field anything can happen.

Anyone can be beat. Sure it's a slim chance but hey everything could bounce our way.
 
It is hard to not have a big face of reality today. Unless the defense completely changes, I can't see us being picked apart by the style of low air pressure Brady. Brown has done way more talking than he should this week about getting the ball from Jones, don't we all see Bill-I-Cheat doing nothing but stopping Bell and see what Jones can do. Wishing and hoping and **** the Pats in one hand , winning this game, only if a perfect game plan in another.
 
With Ben hurt, this is a no lose situation for the Steelers. We're not getting home field all the way through, so winning the division becomes the goal. Beat the Rats in 2 weeks, and we'll have lot's of cushion. That is the key game. Of course a miracle win today would really make things much easier, but the Rats game is the key.
 
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