Eh, hold him out this week. Let him work through practice just like last week, then suddenly change his availability status to "questionable" again on Friday and "out" on Sunday.
If we win, do the same thing for the AFCCG (presumably against the Pat***). Change the status to "questionable" on Friday ... However suit his *** up on Sunday and wreak havoc on the gameplan they've prepared (thinking he'd be out).
This is all assuming he's actually cleared to play at some point. And yeah, I know they'd get fined or something for fudging the injury report ... But damn it would be worth it.