I'm tellin' ya. Sign a deaf kid on the defensive line. Have him nail Brady in the knees every single play. Blame the fact that he can't hear the whistle. Afterward, when Goodell fines the kid come out and blame Roger for hating people with hearing disabilities.
Win | Win
I kid you not, when we were in High School, one of the teams we played in soccer was a deaf school. their coaches absolutely had them continue playing after the whistle... everyone was supposed to raise their hands at the whistle so everyone knew to stop, and those kids just plowed through someone all the time.... this would work... though Id rather a team not do it out of class