Crash footage UPS plane.

[Ron Burgundy]

I told my wife it looked like a war movie.
We're flying to Nashville tonight, wish me luck.

Made it safe and sound.
Virtually no fat women in Nashville. The uniform appears to be thin and blonde, cowboy boots and hat, and short tight skirts. I like it here.
Mrs. Burgundy already bought a pair of cowboy boots.

 

[IndySteel]

Made it safe and sound.
Virtually no fat women in Nashville. The uniform appears to be thin and blonde, cowboy boots and hat, and short tight skirts. I like it here.
Mrs. Burgundy already bought a pair of cowboy boots.

And of course you’ll tell her that’s all she needs to wear while she cleans the…nevermind.