I love Florida. It took 20 years to embrace it completely,but it beats freezing your *** off, state taxes, pristine roads,very few tolls, fabulous offshore fishing,tons of sunshine,wonderful winters I wear shorts year round...it hit 85 today and sunny..bliss. I do miss the first day of buck and trout season in pa. If I ever become independently wealthy before they chunk me in the dirt, I'll have a summer /fall house in Pittsburgh and a winter/spring house in Florida
I am in complete agreement, and, like you, if I was filthy rich (not just semi-rich) I would have a house up in PA for the summers. Most people who bust on FL's shine don't really know it. They usually express extreme ignorance (as Cope did in this thread) from only knowing it in a cursory and perfunctory fashion. You have to actually move out of PA to really grasp some of the negatives in a full manner. Even people who live in mud, who have to walk 2 hours every day for clean water don't know their surroundings suck. The common errors people make in dissing FL are:
1.) One area of FL is like ALL areas of FL. FL is a huge state and quite diverse, even in very short distances. For instance, I live east of the intercostals. And if I drive just a few miles inland, it's like I am a whole different state, if not country. It is incredible how much diversity there is in such short distances. The differences between the beaches area and J-ville are night and day. North East FL, east of the intercostals is nothing like Orlando, Miami, J-ville. Here, it truly is like living on vacation every day of the year. Like you, I wear shorts all year long, as well as sandals every single day. I can count on my hands how many days out of the year I wear long pants or socks.
2.) (related to 1) FL is only about Disneyland. All of FL is somehow related/similar to Disney, which is 85 acres. FL is 65,700 MILES. So, yea, umm, plenty of FL is not Disney.
3.) FL has a colossal amount of bugs. Yea, head into any deep woods and you may be eaten alive by mosquitoes. But where I live? We have like 1% as many mosquitoes as my parents' hood, which is just north of Pgh. You go outside in the summer there, and within 15 seconds you will have 20 of those Mother Fers sucking your blood. I would move from there due to that alone. Yea, we have occasional **** roaches (mostly in the garage, rarely in the house), but nothing a simple trap won't fix within a few days. Up north, in Erie, we had a massive amount of those centipedes and we found them far more creepy than anything down here.
4.) FL is always unbearable hot and uncomfortable. This is just based on personal preference. Me, I'd rather have some hot summer days than deal with snow, freezing rain, ice, all that bull ****. Trying living in the snow belt, with lake effect snow storms for years and come talk to me. I went outside today to get mail, and it was 85 and just beautiful. I said to myself, "How can I complain when I live in a place like this?" I'm not gonna lie: July through Sept. is hot. My first year down here took some getting used to. But that's why you have a pool in your backyard or bike to the ocean. That heat makes those acts very pleasant. But that doesn't mean you will catch me at a Jags' 1 PM game in Dec (unless the Steelers are here). No thanks to sitting in that heat. However, once Oct. rules around, the game weather is delightful for the rest of the season.
5.) Old people are everywhere in FL. No, only in certain areas, usually in south FL. We have less old people in my town than when I visit PA.
6.) It's like a foreign country in FL, with so many Latinos. No. Just in south FL, for the most part. When I am in SFL half the radio stations (or more) are in Spanish. I don't know if we have even one Spanish speaking station around here.
Now, for the truth about FL.
1.) There is no state income tax. None. It's like an immediate pay raise. Do you know how nice it is to do your taxes and just not even having to look at paying state taxes? It is liberating. We got all the state $ we need by making tourists foot the bill, and our roads are 100% nicer than PA trash roads.
2.) The per capita of hot, hot women is much higher in FL. Up in PA, hot chicks are often bitchy, because they can be. Down here. they are often hot and sweet because there are so many here. We have no long winter months with heavy coats. Today was still bikini weather.
3.) People are just nicer to each other down here. That is a fact. Up in PA, shopping at Giant Eagle, half of everyone is grumpy *** and miserable. Here, I can strike up a conversation with just about anyone, while waiting in line at the lunch meat counter or whatnot. In PA, people act like you are insane for starting up a chat if they don't know you.
4.) Hurricanes are for real (as I found out last month). But in 15 years here, we only got hit semi-directly one time. In 2004, 3 came by but not at full strength. Most years, none impacted us. If you live inland, none will really be a big threat. But it doesn't matter if you live on the east cost of gulf side; any town on either side near the ocean is at risk. If they make their way to the gulf, they often take that right turn and hit the west side.