If I hadn't already been in the hospital

[Drink IRON City]

you should sue the league

For these next visions it help create

nobody can cure my steelers fever

What about the image of Coolie wearing only a Steelers helmet.

If that don't work, vision same coolie, only in a three point stance and your on the backside looking in........... EEiiiikkkkkkkKK !!!!!!




Salute the nation

 

[Steelerfan]

Baloney! I have A Fib., a leaky valve and an Aortic artery that is being watched that might require a bionic replacement! My cardiogist tells me to have as much whoopie as I can get the wife to agree to. The Steelers used to get me wound up now they just piss me off because of the waste of talent.
I keep a heavy bag around to work off stress, it helps. Plus you never know when some young buck wants to throw down with the 'ol man, I still have a few inside moves that can get someones attention. "Yo Adrian"!

Don't call your wife names. That's not cool.

 

[bigtwnvin]

There's a joke in there somewhere, I don't think I see it.
Nope, I got nothin'.
WAIT there it is all in bold 'n stuff!
Good one but too vague. Fire your writer.

 

[Steelmann]

Great minds think alike. I brought up the idea earlier. Unfortunately, she gave me the "you were told to relax and I don't think that's what the Dr. had in mind" response. Oh well, I tried.

Oh no......she is using the old heart sickness as an excuse not to have sex as a fiancé. Wait till you are married..".

 

[SteelBuckeye]

Oh no......she is using the old heart sickness as an excuse not to have sex as a fiancé. Wait till you are married..".

Karma to you for the laugh ... However, there have been major "updates" in that regard ... As someone said, the doctor was nice enough to dispel the myth about sex not being wise at this time. In fact, he stated that sex was one of the better cardio exercises for me at this time. So, I've been able to turn the tables so to speak by using the "you're only hurting my recovery if we don't have sex" line fairly effectively.

 

[SteelersHarley0120]

Yikes. Watch your health. The games will always go on without us. I work at a hospital and my patients are getting more disabled at a younger age than ever. Very scary.

 

[bermudasteel]

Thanks to you all ... Like I said, I'll just relax for a lil while. See how I feel Monday, but with it being a late game. I may just miss this one.

We'll send you the link to the game on Tuesday morning. Take the night off...