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how soon until the milennials attack Bob Seger?

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Bloodhound Gang)


We also can't forget Paradise By The Dashboard Light by Meatloaf!!!!
 
Steelerlyn said:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Bloodhound Gang)


We also can't forget Paradise By The Dashboard Light by Meatloaf!!!!
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"So put your hands down my pants, and I'll bet you feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, Yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up"

Yeah, they'll be near the top of the hit list.
Such an underrated unheralded band.
 
SteelerInLebanon said:
This is just as bad from him:

Tonight's the Night
Rod Stewart


Could be construed wrong.


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This might be construed wrong too, lol...

Who's that knockin' on my door?
It's gotta be a quarter to four
Is it you again, comin' round for more?
Well, you can love me tonight if you want
But in the morning make sure you're gone
I'm talkin' to you
Hot legs, you're wearin' me out
Hot legs, you can scream and shout
Hot legs, are you still in school?
I love you honey
You got a most persuasive tongue
You promise all kinds of fun
But what you don't understand, I'm a working man
I'm gonna need a shot of vitamin E
By the time you're finished with me
I'm talkin' to you
Hot legs, you're an alley cat
Hot legs, you scratch my back
Hot legs, bring your mother too
I love you, honey
Imagine how my daddy felt
In your jet black suspender belt
Seventeen years old,
He's trudging sixty four
You got legs right up to your neck
You're makin' me a physical wreck
I'm talkin' to you
Hot legs in your satin shoes
Hot legs, are you still in school?
Hot legs, you're makin' me a fool
I love you, honey
Hot legs, you're makin' your mark
Hot legs, keep my pencil sharp
Hot legs, keep your hands to yourself
I love you, honey
Hot legs you're wearin' me out
Hot legs you can scream and shout
Hot legs, you're still in school
I love you, honey
Hot legs
Hot legs
Hot legs
Hot legs you're well-equipped
Hot legs oh your *****'s whipped
Hot legs I just love your lips
I love ya
I love ya
I love ya, honey
Hot legs
Hot legs
Hot legs
I love ya honey!
 
At least we had Alice Copper who sang about how terrible men are to women.lol

He was such an advocate for womens rights he changed his name to Alice.lol

Man's got his woman to take his seed
He's got the power - oh
She's got the need
She spends her life through pleasing up her man
She feeds him dinner or anything she can

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Man makes your hair gray
He's your life's mistake
All you're really lookin' for is an even break

He lies right at you
You know you hate this game
He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Black eyes all of the time
Don't spend a dime
Clean up this grime
And you there down on your knees begging me please come
Watch me bleed

Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
 
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Knocking at Your Back Door
Deep Purple
Sweet Lucy was a dancer
But none of us would chance her
Because she was a samurai
She made electric shadows
Beyond our fingertips
And none of us could reach that high
She came on like a teaser
I had to touch and please her
Enjoy a little paradise
The lock was in my pocket
When Lucy met the rocket
She never knew the reason why
I can't deny it
With that smile on her face
Oh, it's not the kill
It's the thrill of the chase
Feel it coming
It's knocking at the door
You know it's no good running
It's not against the law
The point of no return
And now you know the score
And now you're learning
What's knockin' at your back door
Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pants we
Had to be the aristocracy
The members that she toyed with
At her city club were something in diplomacy
So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young
I can't deny it
With that smile on her face
Oh, it's not the kill
It's the thrill of the chase
Feel it coming
It's knocking at the door
You know it's no good running
No, it's not against the law
The point of no return
Now how you know the score
And now you're learning, aha
What's knockin' at your back door
Sweet Lucy was a dancer
But none of us would chance her
Because she was a samurai
She made electric shadows
Beyond our fingertips
And one of us could reach that high
I can't deny it
With that smile on my face
Oh oh, it's not the kill
It's the thrill of the chase
Feel it coming
Knocking at your door
You know it's no good running
Now it's knocking at your door
Ah ha, knockin' at your back door
 
What about Pour Some Sugar on Me?

"You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
Cause I'm hot hot so hot sticky sweet
From my head babe to my feet"

Oh.....and what's gonna happen when millenials find out that "Little Red Corvette" is NOT about a car??????
 
Steelerlyn said:
Oh.....and what's gonna happen when millenials find out that "Little Red Corvette" is NOT about a car??????
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Jesus, good one there. Exactly...hey dopes, it ain't a car.

I remember when that album came out. At the time I was probably 10 or 12. I remember being away at an athletic camp for a week at West Virginia University, staying in their dorms. All of the campers, like me, running around blaring "Little Red Corvettte". Even had some car discussions - "can't wait to get one of those when I grow up."

I didn't understand then why the counselors were all giving us those wry smiles followed by a "Yeah" and thinking to themselves "boys yer gonna hope you get a lot of red corvettes."
 
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We can’t forget this wife beater song:

"Stranglehold"

Here I come again now, baby
Like a dog in heat
Tell it's me by the clamor now baby
I like to tear up the street,

Now I been smokin for so long,
Ya know I'm here to stay
Got you in a stranglehold, baby
You best get outta the way

The road I cruise is a ***** now, baby
But no, you can't turn me round
And if a house gets in my way, baby
Ya know I'll burn it down

You ran the night that you left me
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold, baby
You better trust your fate

Yeah
Sometimes you wanna get higher
And sometimes you gotta start low
Some people think they gonna die someday
I got news, ya never got to go

C'mon c'mon up
C'mon c'mon up
C'mon c'mon up
C'mon c'mon up

C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon baby
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon up
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon baby
C'mon c'mon c'mon

Road I cruise is a ***** now
Ya know ya can't turn me round
And if a house gets in my way
Ya know I'll burn it down

You ran the night that you left me
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold, baby
That night I crushed your face
 
Steelerlyn said:
What about Pour Some Sugar on Me?

"You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
Cause I'm hot hot so hot sticky sweet
From my head babe to my feet"

Oh.....and what's gonna happen when millenials find out that "Little Red Corvette" is NOT about a car??????
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The 80's was full of horniness lol.

Today's generation doesn't bat an away and thinks it's normal to act like savages and beat people to a bloody pulp.
Killing is the norm.

I blame that call of duty and that devils lettuce
 
First time I actually read the lyrics...

So why is the lady a Tramp?

"The Lady Is A Tramp"
Fank Sinatra


She gets too hungry for dinner at eight
She likes the theatre and never comes late
She never bothers with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

Doesn't like crap games with barons or earls
Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls
That's why the lady is a tramp

She likes the free fresh wind in her hair,
Life without care
She's broke and it's oke
Hates California, it's cold and it's damp
That's why the lady is a tramp

She gets too hungry to wait for dinner at eight
She loves the theatre but never comes late
She'd never bother with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

She'll have no crap games with sharpies and frauds
And she won't go to Harlem in Lincolns or Fords
And she won't dish the dirt with the rest of the broads
That's why the lady is a tramp

She loves the free fresh wind in her hair
Life without care.
She's broke but it's oke
Hates California, it's so cold and so damp
That's why the lady... that's why the lady...
That's why the lady is a tramp
 
Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough to give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth, oh

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it is wrong to be alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes, oh

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far, oh

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Young girl, get out of my mind
 
STP plush. When the dogs do find heeerrrrrrr. Got time to wait till tomorrow.
 
I was well into my 30s when I learned the truth about Little Red Corvette. My whole childhood was shattered...lol. Same with "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper. Female masturbation....but hey at age 11 I was singing it at the top of my lungs, CLUELESS.

Check out the words to Walk this Way:

Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the cover
'Till I talked to my daddy he say
He said, you ain't seen noting
'Till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways

I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
All the times I can reminisce
Ah the best thing lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Started with a little kiss, like this

See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care

So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin'?
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
Taught me how to walk this way
She told me to

Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Ah, just give me a kiss

Like this
School girl sadie with the classy kinda sassy
Little skirt climbing way up her knees
There was three young ladies in the school gym locker
When I noticed they was lookin' at me

I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady
Till the boys told me something I missed
Then my next door neighbour with a daughter had a favour
Took me just a little kiss, like this

See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care

So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin'?
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
Told me how to walk this way
She told me to

Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
Just give me a kiss
Like this
 
These songs are so perverted.

Like omg!
 
Kiss- Lick it up....gasp. Heavens on fire. Oh my and the worst of all....Prince -***** Control
 
"**** Shop" will really cause some serious meltdowns.

"I know a place just down there two streets
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"

(gong noise)

Luke:
WELCOME TO THE **** SHO-O-O-OP!

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to **** a ho
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
Cause for all my money, it's the best buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after ******* the pink
But be careful of the things that you use
Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop
Whole lot of suckin' and ******' at the **** Shop!

Verse 2: Brother Marquis
Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to ****, cause my dick's on bone
You little ***** behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent *****, don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
I'll **** you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy
In the **** Shop!

Luke (squeaky voice):
YOU'RE IN THE **** SHOP, BABEEEE!
I WANNA SEE YOU FREAK!!

Verse 3: Luke
In the **** Shop! That's where it's at!
In the **** Shop! The place to splak!
In the **** Shop! Where all the boys go!
In the **** Shop! ******' all the hoes!

(gong noise)

Luke:
THANK YOU FOR ******' AT THE **** SHO-O-O-OP!!
 
Who the **** sings **** Shop???
 
who the **** doesn't like 2 Live Crew?
 
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