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how soon until the milennials attack Bob Seger?

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https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bobseger/nightmoves.html

We weren't in love, oh no, far from it
We weren't searchin' for some pie in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Livin' by the sword
And we'd steal away every chance we could
To the backroom, to the alley or the trusty woods
I used her, she used me
But neither one cared
We were gettin' our share
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maybe if they attack Seger, their parents or grandparents will kick the tide pods out of their mouths
 
If they go after Seger, Mellencamp doesn't have a chance

Hurt so good
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good
You don't have to be so exciting
Just trying to give myself a little bit of fun, yeah
You always look so inviting
You ain't as green as you are young
Hey baby it's you
Come on girl now it's you
Sink your teeth right through my bones, baby
Let's see what we can do
Come on and make it a
Hurt so good
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good
 
can't. wait. you know it's coming.
 
Van Halen and KISS would be ******. Some VH song titles alone would trigger them:

Everybody Wants Some
Drop Dead Legs
Poundcake
Hot For Teacher
Beautiful Girls
Feel Your Love Tonight
Spanked
In 'n Out
Dirty Movies
Pleasure Dome
Honeybabysweetiedoll

Burn ***** Burn by KISS would make their heads assplode.
 
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[B]
Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed

Stay, lady, stay, stay with your man awhile

Until the break of day, let me see you make him smile

His clothes are dirty but his hands are clean

And you’re the best thing that he’s ever seen[/B]
 
Brown Sugar
The Rolling Stones
Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doin' all right
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should
Drums beatin' cold, English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' when it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doin' all right
You should have heard him just around midnight
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should
Brown Sugar, how come you dance so good
Brown Sugar, just like a black girl should
I bet your mama was a Cajun Queen,
And all her boyfriends were sweet sixteen
I'm no school boy but I know what I like
You should have heard them just around midnight
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a black girl should
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo
How come you, how come you dance so good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo
Just like a, just like a black girl should
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo
 
Rod Stewart’s “Stay with me” is pretty much an advanced notice that his intent is to use her and then for her to leave before he wakes up.
 
Troglodyte said:
Rod Stewart’s “Stay with me” is pretty much an advanced notice that his intent is to use her and then for her to leave before he wakes up.
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This is just as bad from him:

Tonight's the Night
Rod Stewart
LYRICS
Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door too
Disconnect the telephone line
Relax baby and draw that blind
Kick off your shoes and sit right down
Loosen off that pretty French gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh baby don't you hesitate cause
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Come on angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you woman
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Songwriters: Rod Stewart


Could be construed wrong.


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I saw these guys in concert. They are ****** if they try to play again.

Junkyard - "Hands Off"

Get your hands off my throat
'Cause, baby, I can't, I can't breathe, baby
Get your hands off my throat
I get my coat and leave
Ooh

Well, I remember the time
Well, let me freshen your mind
You told me
David, I, I need, I think it's time I have a little
Space
So then I try to be the understanding man
You just call a woody Allen character about the whole
Thing
I said that's cool, I understand, I pack my bags
And get outta your face

Then for three days on end
She was in bed with my best friend
Discussing every problem
She cried, she begged, David, we didn't really do
Anything
He's a really understanding guy, and he really just
Listens
And I said
Baby, you gave him head
God damn
 
The ultimate:



Stop all your bitchin'
Back in the kitchen.

Donnie Iris, whom I've had beers with several times.
 
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AC/DC - preferably with Bon Scott - should definitely make the naughty list. "Giving the Dog a Bone" wasn't about pet love. :jagoff::grouphug:
 
steel dino said:
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[B]
Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed

Stay, lady, stay, stay with your man awhile

Until the break of day, let me see you make him smile

His clothes are dirty but his hands are clean

And you’re the best thing that he’s ever seen[/B]
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I remember, as a small child, thinking that he was signing “Lady Elaine” and the song was about the Mr Rogers Land of Make Believe character.
 
It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
It scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin?
The ***** is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show
 
Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no sinch
When I wanna get her goin'
Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
now whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go smokin'
and liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues
 
Slow ride, take it easy
Slow ride, take it easy
Slow ride, take it easy
Slow ride, take it easy
I'm in the mood
The rhythm is right
Move to the music
We can roll all night
Oh slow ride
Oh slow ride, take it easy
Slow ride, take it easy
Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me, slow ridin' woman you're so fine
 
You didn't have to squeeze it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didn't have to hold it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.

Every day was something new,
You put on your bag and your fine to-do
You got me trying new things too
Just so I can keep up with you.

You didn't have to shake it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didn't have to make it like you did
but you did but you did
And I thank you.
 
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stillerfaninfl said:
It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
It scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin?
The ***** is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show
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The Scorpions. That was an awesome concert.
 
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Any Nickelback song...

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease
 
Steelin said:
Any Nickelback song...

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease
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I like any stripper who picks that song to dance to.
 
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