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Smells like GAMEDAY!

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In honor of dem stillers, yellow jackets have decided to nest up under the siding on the back corner of my garage. I hope our steeler D can play busy and angry just like these little black and gold ********! Tomorrow the exterminator will be paying a visit . . .
 
Vis said:
Smells like GAMEDAY!
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So here's what I've done (thus far) to ensure a Steelers victory:

1. No Steelers gear at all. Just wearing nondescript stuff. Anytime it's a late game and I deck out in my gear we lose. So I've learned my lesson and am dressed neutral, like a traffic cop on his off day at a church picnic.
2. Getting out of the shower tonight, I cleaned my ears with qtips, three turns in left ear, three in the right (that's six), then a single time back in the left ear (stairway to seven).
3. Got plenty of 420 cued up, cause that makes the night pass easier, win or lose. Plus it beckons Snoop Dog and his Steelers swag.
4. I let a little air out of my kids' beach ball they had in the corner of the room, left over from summer vacation, just because.
5. I scrubbed my large screen tv with windex - that I have my laptop hooked up to with the nfl game app - cause it's the season opener and we need a clean tv screen for that. It is what it is.
6. I updated video card driver on said laptop, closed all running background apps, to ensure a lag-free game feed. Every blade of grass, baby.
7. Will slowly but surely pound a few beers leading up to kickoff, resulting in posts like this.
8. Nothing, and I mean nothing, would be more satisfying than to see the Steelers beat the Pats tonight in their Mushy-Brady-Crying-SB-Banner-Hanging sob fest in ******* New England. Thus, it must happen that way.
9. Cause I love you all, my Steelers brothers and sisters.
10. Big Ben will carry this team with LeVeon out, and I have a completely unsubstantiated gut feeling our defense will actually show up tonight.

Go Steelers!!!
 
steelerscotty said:
In honor of dem stillers, yellow jackets have decided to nest up under the siding on the back corner of my garage. I hope our steeler D can play busy and angry just like these little black and gold ********! Tomorrow the exterminator will be paying a visit . . .
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If we beat down the Cheatriots tonight I say we petition that they get to live until we lose. I'll be first to sign. Also, if Brandywhiner goes out on a stretcher I say they live FOREVER!
 
steelrzgirl said:
That NEVER gets old! EVER! ****, now im kinda excited.
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The Bettis look-a-like is with ya....I'm frickin pumped! Can NOT wait!

Got beer, dip, and salted in the shell peanuts, ready to go...beer has already started....
 
Stopped at the watering hole and got 3 dozen wings, dozen poppers, and 2 cases of beer. Here we go!
 
Here's to Brady and wet, hard, slippery balls...
 
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