I know we are required to criticize the Pirates, and Nutting, and how lousy the team is and how awful the team will be but ... the 2026 Pirates are two legit bats away from being a very legit contender. The pitching is not good - it's great.
Starters
Skenes - the best. Seven pitches, any one of which would be the best pitch for a mortal
Bubba - incredible. 100 mph, with a 92 mph slider and a 91 mph change that embarrasses hitters
Ashcraft - 98 mph sinker, 93 mph slider, good change and a superior curve
Oviedo - 96-98 mph with a killer slider, decent curve
Keller - now the #5 guy after being opening day starter couple years back. Consistent 4.00 ERA guy, good health. Better than about 90% of #5 starters in the majors
Relievers
Santana - cut by two teams in 2024 but superb since joining Pirates. 95 mph, superb slider. Pretty much two-pitch guy, that's why he's a reliever
Mattson - another free agent. Wearing down a bit but fastball guy, 96-97 earlier, now 94-95. Good command, good slider
Nicolas - fans give up on guys waaaay too early. Dude has three filthy pitches - 99 mph fastball, 92 mph slider, curve.
Lawrence - Rockies castaway. Injury hampered 2025. Delivers sidearm, 96 mph fastball, nasty 88 mph slider, 2.42 FIP
Mlodzinski - 98 mph fastball, slider, split that is a bit inconsistent, and curve. 3.33 FIP, 2.15 ERA as reliever
Moreta - 94-95 mph, but heavy slider usage. Brutal on R-handers. Swing-and-miss guy but with control issues at times
Ramirez - interesting reliever. 98 mph, cutter, slider, and a good curve he should use more
This list does NOT include Jared Jones, due back in June or so next year, or Hunter Barco, lefty starter who has been superb in the minors with excellent command, 95 mph fastball, nasty slider. Team ERA is 3.78, 7th in the majors, and team FIP is 3.86 - 3rd in the majors. The pitching is legit, no, beyond legit - arguably the best in the majors given the depth.
Get two bats (LF, 3B). Yeah, costs too much, blah, blah but put legit bats in those spots and the hitting will be enough with Reynolds, Cruz, Gonzalez, Horwitz, 2 new guys, and perhaps Yorke and Flores.
The team is much closer than some believe. Two bats, Nutting - two bats.