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Oh yes.
Coach Butler, you were livin' in your fears yesterday. You were curled up under your blankie, shivering in a closet holding a flashlight and whispering "Heavenly Fatherers" for the entire game yesterday.
How is it you can come up with a game plan that purposefully drops the defensive backs 10 yards back from the line of scrimmage while you hold your linebackers around 5 to 7 yards back. You rush anywhere from 3 to 4 and simply wait for Brady to throw a 7 to 10 yard curl route and hope your defenders can make a tackle. I mean, what exactly did you assume was going to happen? I really want to know what your thought process was when you sat down, watched ALL the game film on the P*ts and decided "Ya, THIS is how we're gonna shut down the P*ts today!" Really. WTF were you thinking?
Why is it that a bunch of yahoos on a ******* message board can come up with a more coherent game plan than YOU? Presumably a professional? Seriously? I can't comprehend it. Help me.
Coach Haley.
Leveon Bell is awesome isn't he? He's that new Porsche you been savin' up for and finally went and picked up. Kinda makes all the other cars look a bit dusty, don't it. Even that Mercedes that you first got laid in. That mostly just gathers dust now. So pretty much you've just been driving the **** outta that Porsche. Takin' it on the freeway, takin' it on the highway, takin' it on the dirt roads. But now it's starting to show some wear and tear. And the Mercedes and the Jeep are running rough cause you haven't used them and you don't even remember how to change the ******* oil in the jeep anymore.
You just couldn't come up with something new. You just couldn't adapt to a gameplan that was going to surprise the P*ts. Instead it was "hammer the **** out of them with the run." And guess what. Your ******* Porsche broke down. Mostly I'm annoyed about the goal-line plays. Why there wasn't a play-action or at least a QB sneak or a run with Nix in there I can't comprehend. Just stupid. But the biggest failure was in not coming out with a no-huddle up-pace attack that took the cheaters off guard and put them on the defensive from the very beginning. THEY needed to be in "What the **** just happened mode." Not Pittsburgh.
Coach Tomlin:
You most of any of the coaches lived in your fears. You were afraid to challenge the P*ts and FG T*m. You instead chose to try to limit him by playing your pathetic Tampa Two defense and force him to "work down the field." You saw how that works AGAIN. It works the same way is always works. Brady and the cheaters are BUILT to eat the Tampa two for ******* lunch. So not only was your defensive game plan criminally stupid, but your utter failure to see that by halftime and make adjustments implies incompetence at a magnitude that's practically incomprehensible.
The only thing I can really think of is that Hoodie recommended that the P*ts keep the score close enough at halftime that you would be duped into thinking your defense was managing alright. I can actually believe that. He's probably that much smarter than you. On the other hand, you're dumb enough and arrogant enough to ignore the blatantly obvious ***-beating your team is taking and continue to allow your moron defensive coordinator to sit the DBs 10 yards back and allow some nobody receiver to release untouched, catch the ball 10 yards downfield (again untouched) and run for another 10 yards before anyone has the ability to make contact with him. As you watch film, you'll see that Chris Hogan was never once hit at the line. Your D-Coord just LET him go get the ball and run untouched into the secondary. And then, in the 2nd half you made NO ADJUSTMENTS WHATSOEVER.
You say you don't live in you fears...
Dude you are the ******* Slum Lord of the "Live in your Fears" Tenement.
Coach Butler, you were livin' in your fears yesterday. You were curled up under your blankie, shivering in a closet holding a flashlight and whispering "Heavenly Fatherers" for the entire game yesterday.
How is it you can come up with a game plan that purposefully drops the defensive backs 10 yards back from the line of scrimmage while you hold your linebackers around 5 to 7 yards back. You rush anywhere from 3 to 4 and simply wait for Brady to throw a 7 to 10 yard curl route and hope your defenders can make a tackle. I mean, what exactly did you assume was going to happen? I really want to know what your thought process was when you sat down, watched ALL the game film on the P*ts and decided "Ya, THIS is how we're gonna shut down the P*ts today!" Really. WTF were you thinking?
Why is it that a bunch of yahoos on a ******* message board can come up with a more coherent game plan than YOU? Presumably a professional? Seriously? I can't comprehend it. Help me.
Coach Haley.
Leveon Bell is awesome isn't he? He's that new Porsche you been savin' up for and finally went and picked up. Kinda makes all the other cars look a bit dusty, don't it. Even that Mercedes that you first got laid in. That mostly just gathers dust now. So pretty much you've just been driving the **** outta that Porsche. Takin' it on the freeway, takin' it on the highway, takin' it on the dirt roads. But now it's starting to show some wear and tear. And the Mercedes and the Jeep are running rough cause you haven't used them and you don't even remember how to change the ******* oil in the jeep anymore.
You just couldn't come up with something new. You just couldn't adapt to a gameplan that was going to surprise the P*ts. Instead it was "hammer the **** out of them with the run." And guess what. Your ******* Porsche broke down. Mostly I'm annoyed about the goal-line plays. Why there wasn't a play-action or at least a QB sneak or a run with Nix in there I can't comprehend. Just stupid. But the biggest failure was in not coming out with a no-huddle up-pace attack that took the cheaters off guard and put them on the defensive from the very beginning. THEY needed to be in "What the **** just happened mode." Not Pittsburgh.
Coach Tomlin:
You most of any of the coaches lived in your fears. You were afraid to challenge the P*ts and FG T*m. You instead chose to try to limit him by playing your pathetic Tampa Two defense and force him to "work down the field." You saw how that works AGAIN. It works the same way is always works. Brady and the cheaters are BUILT to eat the Tampa two for ******* lunch. So not only was your defensive game plan criminally stupid, but your utter failure to see that by halftime and make adjustments implies incompetence at a magnitude that's practically incomprehensible.
The only thing I can really think of is that Hoodie recommended that the P*ts keep the score close enough at halftime that you would be duped into thinking your defense was managing alright. I can actually believe that. He's probably that much smarter than you. On the other hand, you're dumb enough and arrogant enough to ignore the blatantly obvious ***-beating your team is taking and continue to allow your moron defensive coordinator to sit the DBs 10 yards back and allow some nobody receiver to release untouched, catch the ball 10 yards downfield (again untouched) and run for another 10 yards before anyone has the ability to make contact with him. As you watch film, you'll see that Chris Hogan was never once hit at the line. Your D-Coord just LET him go get the ball and run untouched into the secondary. And then, in the 2nd half you made NO ADJUSTMENTS WHATSOEVER.
You say you don't live in you fears...
Dude you are the ******* Slum Lord of the "Live in your Fears" Tenement.
