From Scott Adams site
This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very  dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in  schools, but then dies at Home Depot. It can wreak havoc in churches;  praying people are exceptionally vulnerable! Although it’s Mind-boggling  how it vanishes when people stand close together holding signs,  destroying businesses, homes, property, monuments, etc. Yet, standing to  watch a marathon or a concert triggers its wrath. It is sneaky. It can  spread when buying clothes at Kohl's but not at Target. It is  non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for  two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It  can't survive on Dunkin Donuts coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of joe  is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on basketballs,  baseball bats and ballet bars, but dies on WWE ropes and Walmart  shopping carts. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and  dentists, but not by bank tellers,..