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The Coach Mike Tomlin Press Conference Generator

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I have finished it. (I need to clean up the code a bit, but it works great.)

Please submit your questions to Mike Tomlin here. I will get you an answer immediately.
 
Are you concerned about the level of play right now going in to a game against New England?

As I stand before you today, I am supremely confident, per se. Popcorn. It's gonna be high stakes, per se.
 
Mike, do you need to hire someone to assist you with clock management and/or challenges?
 
Is Conner going to be available this weekend? Do you have any updates on that?

Luck is for guys with cheap shoes, to be determined. The officials told me they made a mistake. We want to compete and get this negative taste out of our mouth, if you will.
 
Mike, do you need to hire someone to assist you with clock management and/or challenges?

We do not take ourselves lightly, at some point. Papercuts hurt more than being stabbed in the heart. We will absorb the negativity associated with our current situation, intrinsically.
 
How do you respond to some of the recent criticisms you and your staff are receiving?

Being in a non-critical situation, deterministically. Here's our position as we push into this next opportunity. We are not going to go through our processes in the manner in which we have, and things of that nature.
 
Coach T, what do you think of the negative fan reaction to the Raiders loss?

Not every story has a middle part, deterministically. We go out there every time with the mindset that this game is already won. Sunday's coming, man we are excited about an opportunity, what have you.
 
Coach Tomlin, what processes, or operating procedures, might change vs. what's been done in your previous games this season, with regards to making in-game adjustments on the defensive side of the ball, if/when the opponent starts to sustain successful drives for points?
 
Coach Tomlin, do you ever consider adjustments? Whether it be at halftime or just during the game.


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Coach Tomlin, what processes, or operating procedures, might change vs. what's been done in your previous games this season, with regards to making in-game adjustments on the defensive side of the ball, if/when the opponent starts to sustain successful drives for points?

When you put the ball in somebody elses hands, the ball becomes symbolic, and things of that nature. It was really disappointing how the game ended. Particularly because we weren't able to stand up in that moment. We're going to go back into the lab, intrinsically.
 
Coach Tomlin, do you ever consider adjustments? Whether it be at halftime or just during the game.

Adversity is the best tool of a good lockpick, but I don't want to get mired down in the minutiae. Failure isn't part of our thesaurus. It doesn't necessarily mean that we're gonna do things dramatically different, and we accept that.
 
Coach T, how are Big Ben's ribs?

Our course is clear, per se. Then we took the group out onto the field with a degree of uncertainty. We're licking our wounds as we should, what have you.
 
It's actually kinda creepy how well this thing works...
 
Do you have a plan to deal with the P*atriots passing attack?

Trees drop their leaves for a reason, we embrace that. We made some minor adjustments that probably aren't visible to the naked eye. We'll be thoughtful in putting together a plan to minimize the adversity, per se.
 
Gronkowski is starting to become dominant again, any thoughts on how you'll contain him?

Pressure makes diamonds, we don't dwell on the ghosts of christmas past. The field was not the problem today. We'll walk that tightrope and go into the stadium with no excuses there, at some point.
 
Is there any rumbling in the locker room after 3 losses in a row?

A lake has several layers of water, and we accept that. I like to keep a timeout in my pocket, in case we're late for the flight home. We are gonna analyze this and get this ship righted, per se.
 
Are you in communication with Kevin Butler or does he have a great deal of latitude in the defensive game planning?

I can't speak for myself, we embrace that. There are subtle nuances of the game that often escape casual fans. We are gonna analyze this and get this ship righted, as defined by the events around us.
 
With the Ravens knocking on the door, do you and the players have an extra sense of urgency these next few weeks?

As I stand before you today, I am supremely confident, from an Xs and Os point of view. As the game unfolded, a specific reaction became necessary. I have standards to uphold and I will hold them up, given the situation.
 
Are you concerned the Patriots have a psychological advantage over the your team given the struggles against the Patriots in the past?
 
Are you concerned the Patriots have a psychological advantage over the your team given the struggles against the Patriots in the past?

The future cannot be dictated, if you will. Time is the least of my concerns in the heat of the battle. I don't want to lead you to believe these changes are going to be dramatic and maybe noticeable to the naked eye, and things of that nature.
 
Coach T, are you worried about your *** getting fired soon?
 
Coach T, are you worried about your *** getting fired soon?

I don't like awake at night worrying about what's under my pillow, and we accept that. I'm never going to be afraid to throw a challenge flag. We will make changes that may not be visible to the naked eye, for the record.
 
Coach Tomlin, what processes, or operating procedures, might change vs. what's been done in your previous games this season, with regards to making in-game adjustments on the defensive side of the ball, if/when the opponent starts to sustain successful drives for points?

When you put the ball in somebody elses hands, the ball becomes symbolic, and things of that nature. It was really disappointing how the game ended. Particularly because we weren't able to stand up in that moment. We're going to go back into the lab, intrinsically.

"intrinsically" bwahahaha:roll:
 
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