The Climate Change Thread

[IndySteel]

It’s 90F here right now, 7:30 at night. I do not blame the whyte man. It’s summer and summer is hot. In February when it’s -4, I will not blame whitey for that either. It’s winter and winters are cold. The climate change hoax is a cash grab scam for tax dollars. Nothing more.

 

[Booted]

It’s 90F here right now, 7:30 at night. I do not blame the whyte man. It’s summer and summer is hot. In February when it’s -4, I will not blame whitey for that either. It’s winter and winters are cold. The climate change hoax is a cash grab scam for tax dollars. Nothing more.

I say we take a trillion dollars in cash, put it in a rocket and fly it directly into the sun. If that doesn't solve climate change, nothing will.

 

[IndySteel]

Speaking of whitey, on the Tesla app you are supposed to name the car. It sents you notifications like “Bill’ is charged to 87%. Or Bill’s interior is now 70F as scheduled, or along those lines. My car is white exterior with white interior and my creative mind named it Whitey. The new one that I’m leasing in two months is black. My wife is not 100% on board with my suggestions.

 

[Sarge]

2000 it had already become part of Phoenix.back in the 70s and into the 80s there was separation. From Phoenix to Mesa to chandler to tempe all had desert in between. Now just 1 big city.
I guess it is like that everyhere

Absolutely. The only way to tell you’re in a different city is the color of the signs.

 

[Booted]

Speaking of whitey, on the Tesla app you are supposed to name the car. It sents you notifications like “Bill’ is charged to 87%. Or Bill’s interior is now 70F as scheduled, or along those lines. My car is white exterior with white interior and my creative mind named it Whitey. The new one that I’m leasing in two months is black. My wife is not 100% on board with my suggestions.

I would name mine, "THIS BlTCH"
THIS BlTCH is charged to 87%
THIS BlTCH’s interior is now 70F as scheduled

 

[Confluence]

This is where I am. I think the problem is more and more concrete, asphalt, houses and buildings. So many man made things just absorbing heat, and less and less trees, fields and greenery in general. I think this is a greater contributor to “climate change” than cow farts.

You can actually measure this.

But the climtards don't want to understand.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

You can actually measure this.

But the climtards don't want to understand.

It's not about the climate, it's about control.

 

[IndySteel]

I would name mine, "THIS BlTCH"
THIS BlTCH is charged to 87%
THIS BlTCH’s interior is now 70F as scheduled

That’s close to what I was thinking. Mfer spelled out is still my preferred choice.

 

[madinsomniac]

https://apple.news/A4_r9eQCjSz6UwM-ZRwPSxQ

Trump's EPA just axed the Biden CO2 capture rules

The climate wackos are spinning it as if it will kill tens of thousands... they are utter idiots... carbon capture and storage isnt perfected... accidental release of mass quantities of CO2 in a major residential area could kill way more than their fictitious numbers

 

[Confluence]

This will need to be jizzed:

https://nypost.com/2026/09/14/us-news/atlantic-breaks-60-year-record-for-the-longest-hurricane-dry-spell?utm_source=nypost&utm_campaign=android_nyp&preferred_app=nypost&utm_medium=social

 

[Ron Burgundy]

https://babylonbee.com/news/climate-activists-blame-global-warming-for-zero-hurricanes-forming-in-atlantic-this-year

Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year​

U.S. — Climate activists sounded the alarm this week, warning that global warming was to blame for zero hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean this year.

Though it was previously a common belief that global warming would lead to more frequent and powerful hurricanes, experts warned the lack of hurricanes was also the result of climate change and that Republicans would "rue the day" they ever dismissed it as a hoax.

"The pleasant hurricane season Florida is having is directly caused by global warming, and we are all going to die as a result," said protester Byron Bridges. "America must mandate the use of electric cars immediately — but not Teslas."

According to climate activists, no hurricanes might seem good until you realize fewer people are being killed by them. "With no hurricanes around to quell the human population, the world will become overpopulated, and we will all die for completely different reasons," warned climate activist and part-time masseuse Gina Hampton. "Unless a level 5 hurricane hits Miami this year, we are all going to die."

Critics suggested climate activists needed to chill out, which was interpreted as a threat that conservatives would intentionally bring about global cooling — which is also bad.

"Any change the weather does is bad," Hampton explained. "Hot. Cold. No hurricanes. Some hurricanes. It's all going to kill us."

At publishing time, climate activists were panicking in the streets after seeing a pleasant sunny day, which they warned would lead to the overcrowding of parks, beaches, and playgrounds.

 

[ZonaBurgh]

This will need to be jizzed:

https://nypost.com/2026/09/14/us-news/atlantic-breaks-60-year-record-for-the-longest-hurricane-dry-spell?utm_source=nypost&utm_campaign=android_nyp&preferred_app=nypost&utm_medium=social

The obvious answer is climate change. Keep the dollars flowing.

Also, the high temperature in Paris, France for the rest of the week will be in the low 70's. This must mean something, but I'll leave that to the experts.

 

[BLITZ]

https://babylonbee.com/news/climate-activists-blame-global-warming-for-zero-hurricanes-forming-in-atlantic-this-year

Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year​

U.S. — Climate activists sounded the alarm this week, warning that global warming was to blame for zero hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean this year.

Though it was previously a common belief that global warming would lead to more frequent and powerful hurricanes, experts warned the lack of hurricanes was also the result of climate change and that Republicans would "rue the day" they ever dismissed it as a hoax.

"The pleasant hurricane season Florida is having is directly caused by global warming, and we are all going to die as a result," said protester Byron Bridges. "America must mandate the use of electric cars immediately — but not Teslas."

According to climate activists, no hurricanes might seem good until you realize fewer people are being killed by them. "With no hurricanes around to quell the human population, the world will become overpopulated, and we will all die for completely different reasons," warned climate activist and part-time masseuse Gina Hampton. "Unless a level 5 hurricane hits Miami this year, we are all going to die."

Critics suggested climate activists needed to chill out, which was interpreted as a threat that conservatives would intentionally bring about global cooling — which is also bad.

"Any change the weather does is bad," Hampton explained. "Hot. Cold. No hurricanes. Some hurricanes. It's all going to kill us."

At publishing time, climate activists were panicking in the streets after seeing a pleasant sunny day, which they warned would lead to the overcrowding of parks, beaches, and playgrounds.

Has to be a joke right?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Has to be a joke right?

Not necessarily.