**** it. Just put one in the head. So done
8 Perfect New Jobs For Tim Walz
Sponsored·Jan 7, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor's race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for a new career. Fortunately, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of jobs he'd be absolutely fabulous for:
- Learing Center Director: These have flourished into multi-billion-dollar businesses under his watch.
- Chief counselor at the "Pray Away The Straight" camp: What a perfect fit.
- One of those wacky inflatable tube men at a car dealership: He's already doing the motions. Might as well get paid.
- Supervisor of the tampon dispenser at a men's correctional facility: He's the world's foremost expert on stocking feminine products in masculine spaces.
- Head coach for the Minnesota Vikings: Run that pick-six, Timmy.
- Member of the Village People: He would reportedly prefer to be the one who wears leather chaps.
- Perverted uncle impersonator: It's a niche market, but who could be better?
- President of Somalia: A natural transition.
Ol' Tim is certain to land on his feet somewhere. What other jobs would be perfect for him? Post your suggestions in the comments.
Wow. It's getting close to sending in the national guard time. What's that piece of **** govenor doing? Probably sticking a tampon up his ***.
That state needs an enema. I feel bad for the decent people who have to live in that.
Not seeing this. I read on Fox where they were cracking down on anti-ice demonstrators blocking the street. There's so much misinformation out there unless you are right there, it's impossible to know what's happening. Probably best to just say no to social media and media in general for that matter. Except Steeler Nation
All of this is media driven.Media in general on tv is what I stay clear of. It's all bs generated to support whatever narrative they wish.
I'm just thankful to live in the free state of Florida. I can watch this nonsense from far away.
When Kamala was out here last year for a rally, ads were run in the local Craigslist offering people $20 an hour to show up and boo Trump.I could use a little extra $$$. Does anyone know how I can get paid to protest?
Wonder if they would pay me $15. To just show upWhen Kamala was out here last year for a rally, ads were run in the local Craigslist offering people $20 an hour to show up and boo Trump.