SHUTDOWN!

[ZonaBurgh]

No one has the "right" to just move into another country. There are rules.
And yeah, I have the standing to say that because I tried to get a work visa for Italy and they said no.

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Well, can you blame them?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Well, can you blame them?

I figured I had a "specialized skill" which weighs in your favor because I can, you know, embalm people, but then I learned that in Italy and most of Europe they opt for quick burials and rarely embalm and you have to be a medical doctor to do that.

 

[JMM]

I figured I had a "specialized skill" which weighs in your favor because I can, you know, embalm people, but then I learned that in Italy and most of Europe they opt for quick burials and rarely embalm and you have to be a medical doctor to do that.

My wife and I had a friend who had a very simple burial basically in the woods. No embalming, no nothing except a 6' trench dug out. The option was to have it dug with an excavator or hand dug. The guy was concerned about all the chemicals leaching back into the soil and he didn't want to be cremated. Basically the lowest carbon footprint. It's actually not a bad idea and they'd been doing it for years with no issues with zombies. None that we know about anyways. Nobody has seen Jeff meandering down the road anyway.