Chuck’s ball and chain looks like Austin Powers.
Possible Government Shutdown
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Guy dies and goes to heaven and meets St. Peter at the gate. He sees an endless stream of clocks on a massive wall behind St. Peter, and asks, "What's with the clocks?"
St. Peter's responds, "Every person is born with one of these clocks. Every time that person lies, a second ticks off the clock. That makes it very easy for us to keep track of who is lying and deserves to be sent downstairs. Mother Teresa's clock ticked off just 3 seconds before she met her end, so she is here with us. Abraham Lincoln's clock ticked off a scant 5 seconds, so of course he is in heaven as well."
Guy asks, "Where is Chuck Schumer's clock?"
St. Peter replies, "We are using it as a ceiling fan."
St. Peter's responds, "Every person is born with one of these clocks. Every time that person lies, a second ticks off the clock. That makes it very easy for us to keep track of who is lying and deserves to be sent downstairs. Mother Teresa's clock ticked off just 3 seconds before she met her end, so she is here with us. Abraham Lincoln's clock ticked off a scant 5 seconds, so of course he is in heaven as well."
Guy asks, "Where is Chuck Schumer's clock?"
St. Peter replies, "We are using it as a ceiling fan."
LMAO @ "Crazy Jim!"
Even Crazy Jim Acosta of Fake News CNN agrees: “Trump World and WH sources dancing in end zone: Trump wins again...Schumer and Dems caved...gambled and lost.” Thank you for your honesty Jim!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2018
Even Crazy Jim Acosta of Fake News CNN agrees: “Trump World and WH sources dancing in end zone: Trump wins again...Schumer and Dems caved...gambled and lost.” Thank you for your honesty Jim!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2018
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If winning is kicking the can down the road 3 weeks, our country is in big trouble.
This is just government by procrastination.
This is just government by procrastination.
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Yeah, I can't get real excited about this when all we are going to see is a replay on February 8th. Except this time, I think it is going to be worse, because Schumer got absolutely crushed by his own party for giving in, and I can promise you that **** isn't going to happen again. When the government shuts down February 8th, it is gonna be closed for a while.
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It's all entertainment
Immigration Activists Are About to Go Off on Chuck Schumer
A trio of progressive organizations, including CREDO, is hosting an event on Tuesday night that will bring activists to the front lawn of Schumer’s home in Brooklyn.
They are also in the process of printing signs for the event which read “Worst negotiator in Washington. And Brooklyn. #SchumerSellout,” superimposed on an image of the Minority Leader’s face.
https://amp.thedailybeast.com/immigration-activists-are-about-to-go-off-on-chuck-schumer
Immigration Activists Are About to Go Off on Chuck Schumer
A trio of progressive organizations, including CREDO, is hosting an event on Tuesday night that will bring activists to the front lawn of Schumer’s home in Brooklyn.
They are also in the process of printing signs for the event which read “Worst negotiator in Washington. And Brooklyn. #SchumerSellout,” superimposed on an image of the Minority Leader’s face.
https://amp.thedailybeast.com/immigration-activists-are-about-to-go-off-on-chuck-schumer
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House pases bill, shutdown to end
The House approved a sweeping budget deal early Friday morning that would fund the government through March 23, sending legislation to President Trump that would end a brief shutdown of the government that began at midnight.
The bill passed in a 240-186 vote despite opposition from most Democrats, who had sought a firmer commitment from Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) that he will bring immigration legislation to the floor for a vote that would protect immigrants who came to the United States as children from deportation.
http://thehill.com/homenews/house/373094-house-passes-deal-to-end-shutdown-sending-to-trump
The House approved a sweeping budget deal early Friday morning that would fund the government through March 23, sending legislation to President Trump that would end a brief shutdown of the government that began at midnight.
The bill passed in a 240-186 vote despite opposition from most Democrats, who had sought a firmer commitment from Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) that he will bring immigration legislation to the floor for a vote that would protect immigrants who came to the United States as children from deportation.
http://thehill.com/homenews/house/373094-house-passes-deal-to-end-shutdown-sending-to-trump