Opening Game - Top Ten List

[Chiba]

Top 10 comments you won’t hear from announcers during the opener v the Pats*


1 Incomplete. Brady needed to put a little more air under that one.

2 Bryant goes up high for that ball.

3 Brady cannot believe that ball got picked off. Looks like he’s in denial on the sidelines over there.

4 Brady loses the football! Looks like he’s having trouble gripping it today.

5 Wow, doesn’t Brady look pumped up for this game.

6 Bell smokes the *Pats’ D once again.

7 Vick comes in to clean up. Yes, it’s time to put this puppy to bed.

8 The *Pat’s get ready for another Steeler kickoff. They look really deflated out there.

9 Brady tried to thread the needle with that ball.

10 The Steelers’ O look to be on fire. Yes, Bell, Bryant and Adams are ready to smoke this joint.


You got any more?

 

[Booted]

11. The Steelers make some adjustments to start the third quarter.The Patriots**** seem baffled.

 

[slashsteel]

Golson eases his shoulder into the conversation.
Who let the dogs - killer -out -woof-woof-woof-woof.
Playing on Bryant's I pod,'I got busted on the piss test, then I got high, the Steelers sent me home, then I got high. I wear Santonio Holmes jersey, because he got high, because he got high, because he got high, because he got high".

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Bill Belichick is dressed like Jack Del Rio out there.

 

[Drink IRON City]

16.) 5 sacks on brady and NO flags.......
17.) Holding on four consecative plays, pats**** can't seem to block James Harrison..... Legally
18.) Why does t*mmy b*y have a cell phone, on the sideline
19.) didn't br*dy talk to himself all the way to the snap, he quits about 15seconds before the snap now
20.) r*bert kr*ft looks about a million "grams" lighter




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