Yeah pain. You've got that clown Arthur Blank pissed off at an underperforming 1-3 , and Rooney thinking up new ways to entertain the next generation of fans. First Steely McBeam and now what? Hmmm lemme think. Cheerleaders! Yeah cheerleaders. Lemme call Mike and run it past him.
Ring ring ring:
Deuce: Good morning Coach, Deuce here
Coach: Ahh, Mr. Rooney, to what glorious manifestation of an otherwise superfluous day do I owe this very timely and might I add, nonchalant phone call?
Deuce: Mike I'll give it to you straight. I've been doing some thinking that what we're putting on that gridiron just isn't enough
Coach: Yes Mr. Rooney and Ficht, Buts and I have been relentlessly brainstorming inside the lab, day and night, and we feel as though we've solved the riddles for the inconsistencies that have plagued this early 2018 season. It's popcorn, we embrace that.
Deuce: Yeah Mike but...
Coach: Why just yesterday Coach Porter was instilling new blitz schemes, Coach Munchak discussed several ways for the line to create new avenues of penetration, all in a days work obviously.
Deuce: Yeah but Mike I was thinking...
Coach: We've garnered the support of fans and media alike, such is life in the national football league, and we've got a big windshield and small rearview mirror if you will.
Deuce: Mike what about...
Coach: Oh Ben will be just fine, there's a fine line between drinking wine and stomping grapes, but there's no dead indians in this cowboy movie.
Deuce: Mike cheerleaders, the Pittsburgh Steelers lack cheerleaders.
Coach: Cheerleaders is an above the neck idea Mr. Rooney. Perhaps some of the team can assist with some moves. We've been working on some indomitable new tackle celebrations. Steadfast Mr. Rooney, steadfast. Well back at it Mr. Rooney, you don't wanna get fired on your day off. Click
Deuce: Great, Coach is on board.
Blanks 38
Rooneys 27
Ring ring ring:
Deuce: Good morning Coach, Deuce here
Coach: Ahh, Mr. Rooney, to what glorious manifestation of an otherwise superfluous day do I owe this very timely and might I add, nonchalant phone call?
Deuce: Mike I'll give it to you straight. I've been doing some thinking that what we're putting on that gridiron just isn't enough
Coach: Yes Mr. Rooney and Ficht, Buts and I have been relentlessly brainstorming inside the lab, day and night, and we feel as though we've solved the riddles for the inconsistencies that have plagued this early 2018 season. It's popcorn, we embrace that.
Deuce: Yeah Mike but...
Coach: Why just yesterday Coach Porter was instilling new blitz schemes, Coach Munchak discussed several ways for the line to create new avenues of penetration, all in a days work obviously.
Deuce: Yeah but Mike I was thinking...
Coach: We've garnered the support of fans and media alike, such is life in the national football league, and we've got a big windshield and small rearview mirror if you will.
Deuce: Mike what about...
Coach: Oh Ben will be just fine, there's a fine line between drinking wine and stomping grapes, but there's no dead indians in this cowboy movie.
Deuce: Mike cheerleaders, the Pittsburgh Steelers lack cheerleaders.
Coach: Cheerleaders is an above the neck idea Mr. Rooney. Perhaps some of the team can assist with some moves. We've been working on some indomitable new tackle celebrations. Steadfast Mr. Rooney, steadfast. Well back at it Mr. Rooney, you don't wanna get fired on your day off. Click
Deuce: Great, Coach is on board.
Blanks 38
Rooneys 27