WOwZa. Bright lights and all. So we know what his answer was,........what would be your's ???
Mine : Can I help you, ......
REALITY: I'd ask if she was OK while putting a coat or blanket around her and go from there, making sure SHE was OK because I doubt a naked woman would just show up on anyone's door steps.
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Fixed that for ya...I think I would say if you're here to sell vacuums I need a demonstration of your "suck" power.
Guy walks into a bar with a beautiful arm on his girl..
I was just trying to keep it nice.Fixed that for ya...
I'd buy her a house and give her half my money, its where it always ends up anyways.
I'd ask where Supe was. And why he ditched you.
Guy walks into a bar with a beautiful arm on his girl..
The ONLY way to follow that up is with this........ Made it up in high school
Ladies and gentlemen
Hobos and tramps
Crossed eyed mosquitoes
And bull legged ants
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor
A tale to tell you you've heard before
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead turkeys rose to fight
Back to back they fought each other
Pulled their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard that noise
Ran to save those two dead boys
Now if you think this tail is tall
Ask the blind man,.......he saw it all
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