Fake MT Week 1 Presser

[Ron Burgundy]

 

[jiminoh]

Him and Pittsburgh Dad make a loss less painful.

 

[Booted]

The sad part is, this parody isn't that far off from the real Mike Tomlin presser.

Meaty downs.
Weighty, meaty downs.
Meaty beaty big and bouncy downs

 

[SteelerSask2]

Weighty downs do we have a Neaquan? We need Neaquan. We need to be faster.