Chase

[Greg Lloyd]

in theory he'd be a perfect fit for Arthur Smith's system because he's so big and would be able to block. The problem is he doesn't play physical. He's a slacker and plays soft. He should play like a TE, instead he plays like small WR. If they want to sign him to a minimum, fine, but I wouldn't count on him.

Great and then he can bring back complaining about no music at practice again. That was so sweet.

 

[Drink IRON City]

Don’t lose sight of his ”catch” and “1st down” celebrations…. By far and above the call of duty. WE NEED THAT.!


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[Drink IRON City]

Who started this thread?


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[stillerfaninfl]

What's Martavis up to these days?

 

[BLITZ]

Who started this thread?


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Some idiot. No bacon for him!

But it is the off season

 

[BLITZ]

At least it is not a Tomlin sucks or Tomlin will draft the wrong person all by himself thread.

 

[Drink IRON City]

At least it is not a Tomlin sucks or Tomlin will draft the wrong person all by himself thread.

You’re awesome SIR.!!!

A-N-D

YES, keep on the daily ration of BACON.!!!


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[Greg Lloyd]

Don’t lose sight of his ”catch” and “1st down” celebrations…. By far and above the call of duty. WE NEED THAT.!


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How's that bacon?

 

[Drink IRON City]

How's that bacon?

You should try the daily ration routine

wimp = 1/4 lbs bacon

medium = 1 lbs Bacon

Growing Boy = 2 lbs Bacon

Man = 3 lbs Bacon

Mann = 5lbs Bacon

BLITZ = 6 lbs Bacon

Ultimate Warriors42 = 7.38 lbs Bacon

NOTE: These are single slice increments, cooked to perfection on my Patented BACON Cooker.

Which one are you ???



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[Superman]

Khan: "Chase, my man! Sign this contract. Minimum one year, but we'll revisit that next year. Deal?"
Chase: "yeah! brought my own pen, too!"

~ Chase signs contract ~

Khan: < dials phone number >
Lynch: Hello?
Khan: "John! What's going on!? How's the wife and kds?"
Lynch: Omar? I told you not to call me until you have a legit offer.
Khan: "Oh, of course. And I have one that will work perfectly!"
Lynch: Yeah? go on....
Khan: "We'll send you draft equity, plus a veteran player ... a PROVEN veteran player, on a minimum contract ... for Brandon!"
Lynch: Who's the veteran and what is the pick?
Khan: "John, I'm not going to insult you by suggesting some asinine off the wall horse **** like I did with Chicago. This is legit. Win-Win for both of us. You'd get a nice complementary talented pool piece that is still moldable - clay, if you will - who can chase down long, deep throws, as well as a sliding scale equitable pick ranging from a 2nd to a 7th, depending on how well this veteran does for you. Which can be selected no later than 2045 and as early as how was your golf came this weekend?"
Lynch: "Ah! it was good and bad. I shanked a few into the trees, but with my foot wedge, I was able to kick back to the fairway without... wait, this veteran player sounds good. Tall? Fast? Who is he?"
Khan: Yeah, my foot wedge works really good, too. Yeah, man this dude is built like Tarzan. Speed like a Maserati. Belongs on a catwalk, really.
Lynch: "Well, we would like a taller receiver to pair with Deebo and draft equity would be nice to continue to solidify this team. I probably should research this more, but what the hell. Yeah, let's do it"

~ Khan calls the NFL office ~

NFL: Y-hello? Rog here
Khan: "Hey, you ginger ****. Omar. Khan. The Khanmaster. Calling to register a trade."
NFL/Rog: A'ight. Who?
Khan: "We just sent Chase Claypool and a 2045 7th round pick to the 49ers for Brandon Aiyuk."
NFL/Rog: the **** what?
Khan: "yeah, thanks. See your freckled *** in New Orleans. Shine that trophy up really good, you soulless *******."

 

[BLITZ]

Khan: "Chase, my man! Sign this contract. Minimum one year, but we'll revisit that next year. Deal?"
Chase: "yeah! brought my own pen, too!"

~ Chase signs contract ~

Khan: < dials phone number >
Lynch: Hello?
Khan: "John! What's going on!? How's the wife and kds?"
Lynch: Omar? I told you not to call me until you have a legit offer.
Khan: "Oh, of course. And I have one that will work perfectly!"
Lynch: Yeah? go on....
Khan: "We'll send you draft equity, plus a veteran player ... a PROVEN veteran player, on a minimum contract ... for Brandon!"
Lynch: Who's the veteran and what is the pick?
Khan: "John, I'm not going to insult you by suggesting some asinine off the wall horse **** like I did with Chicago. This is legit. Win-Win for both of us. You'd get a nice complementary talented pool piece that is still moldable - clay, if you will - who can chase down long, deep throws, as well as a sliding scale equitable pick ranging from a 2nd to a 7th, depending on how well this veteran does for you. Which can be selected no later than 2045 and as early as how was your golf came this weekend?"
Lynch: "Ah! it was good and bad. I shanked a few into the trees, but with my foot wedge, I was able to kick back to the fairway without... wait, this veteran player sounds good. Tall? Fast? Who is he?"
Khan: Yeah, my foot wedge works really good, too. Yeah, man this dude is built like Tarzan. Speed like a Maserati. Belongs on a catwalk, really.
Lynch: "Well, we would like a taller receiver to pair with Deebo and draft equity would be nice to continue to solidify this team. I probably should research this more, but what the hell. Yeah, let's do it"

~ Khan calls the NFL office ~

NFL: Y-hello? Rog here
Khan: "Hey, you ginger ****. Omar. Khan. The Khanmaster. Calling to register a trade."
NFL/Rog: A'ight. Who?
Khan: "We just sent Chase Claypool and a 2045 7th round pick to the 49ers for Brandon Aiyuk."
NFL/Rog: the **** what?
Khan: "yeah, thanks. See your freckled *** in New Orleans. Shine that trophy up really good, you soulless *******."

That is a lot of typing

 

[Steel Reign]

ClayPuff puff pass....

More like ClayPuff puff drop … even his fellow smokers don’t want him.

 

[Drink IRON City]

Khan: "Chase, my man! Sign this contract. Minimum one year, but we'll revisit that next year. Deal?"
Chase: "yeah! brought my own pen, too!"

~ Chase signs contract ~

Khan: < dials phone number >
Lynch: Hello?
Khan: "John! What's going on!? How's the wife and kds?"
Lynch: Omar? I told you not to call me until you have a legit offer.
Khan: "Oh, of course. And I have one that will work perfectly!"
Lynch: Yeah? go on....
Khan: "We'll send you draft equity, plus a veteran player ... a PROVEN veteran player, on a minimum contract ... for Brandon!"
Lynch: Who's the veteran and what is the pick?
Khan: "John, I'm not going to insult you by suggesting some asinine off the wall horse **** like I did with Chicago. This is legit. Win-Win for both of us. You'd get a nice complementary talented pool piece that is still moldable - clay, if you will - who can chase down long, deep throws, as well as a sliding scale equitable pick ranging from a 2nd to a 7th, depending on how well this veteran does for you. Which can be selected no later than 2045 and as early as how was your golf came this weekend?"
Lynch: "Ah! it was good and bad. I shanked a few into the trees, but with my foot wedge, I was able to kick back to the fairway without... wait, this veteran player sounds good. Tall? Fast? Who is he?"
Khan: Yeah, my foot wedge works really good, too. Yeah, man this dude is built like Tarzan. Speed like a Maserati. Belongs on a catwalk, really.
Lynch: "Well, we would like a taller receiver to pair with Deebo and draft equity would be nice to continue to solidify this team. I probably should research this more, but what the hell. Yeah, let's do it"

~ Khan calls the NFL office ~

NFL: Y-hello? Rog here
Khan: "Hey, you ginger ****. Omar. Khan. The Khanmaster. Calling to register a trade."
NFL/Rog: A'ight. Who?
Khan: "We just sent Chase Claypool and a 2045 7th round pick to the 49ers for Brandon Aiyuk."
NFL/Rog: the **** what?
Khan: "yeah, thanks. See your freckled *** in New Orleans. Shine that trophy up really good, you soulless *******."

****-iN A


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