Or just be a Democrat.Jack Ryan has an incredibly hot wife and likes to dip his wick ... OUT OF THE RACE.
Clinton has a hag for a wife and likes to dip his wick ... WINNER.
Lesson: If you want to go into politics, marry an ugly chick and you will be forgiven for humping anything that moves.
Maybe he will catch Ebola.
That would be nice. Or maybe someone might chuck a spear at him.