Billicheat : Why can't this message board be like all the others in massachusetts ?
DIC: Billy, we are way more intellegent than the MASShole fan you are use to dealing with.
BLITZ: I want to **** you up billyb*y, come over here
Billicheat: You can't touch me, I'll sue you
DIC: You miss the point billy, you have to be alive to sue.............. BLITZ don't ****-around
DIC: Calm down, I've got a few questions for you b*lly
DIC: If you had it to do over, would you have cheated on your wife ?
Billy: What kind of football question is that? My ex kept telling me to turn myself in and I wouldn't so she was "holding out", what's a fellA suppose to do ?
DIC: Uhm,........ maybe the right thing and take her advice
DIC: Moving on.......... how long have you been here reading this message board
Billy: long enough to know that several here know way more about "honest" football than I ever will. Take that slash character, that MoFo knows.
Billy: There is that crazy Huston UH fan as well, he knows but is also a live on the edge sort of crazy. I wouldn't mess with him or BLITZ.
DIC: We have a gentleman named Stryker, would you do a pod-cast interview with him, say..... tomorrow night?
Billy: Hell yes, that dude is famous and I'd love to give him both the ins and outs and football related stuff as well.
DIC: Can't get a Louderilk interview but CheatiN Bill is all game
DIC: Billy, how is your current relationship with t*mmyb*y ?
Billy: Well we were on the outs for awhile but now he is getting divorced from the horse ***** so we can spend more time together (winky winky)
DIC: Alright, who is your favorite refere for in-game adjustment and what kind of money did it take to get your way
Billy: Ed Hockely was always a favorite because he could take a good pounding and his prices were fair too.
Billy: Oh, you meant on the field............................ yes
DIC: Sorry our time is up so we will have to wait for your Stryker interview and until then.........................BLITZ tears into billy
Stay tuned for next weeks episode of Bill Puckey or Truth or Dare.
CUT, stop camers............................. I said stop cameras you ******* morons........ last time we hire cheatriot productions for anything................
Salute the nation