But since this is the Drunk Cope thread, I'll share a story about White Russians.
Couple buddies and myself went to Palm Springs, CA for the weekend a decade or so ago -- and we were on a White Russians kick. They are tasty, but you can only have so many. Well, the little resort we were staying at had a pool party, and my one of my belligerent buddies filled with too many White Russians decided that somebody was bothering him and he had to be an *** about it -- well about a half an hour later he was in handcuffs and going to the Palm Springs jail.
At a damn pool party, he not only didn't get any, but spent his night in the county jail. Dumbass.
Gotta ask are the handcuffs in Palm Springs Marabou???