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Ask Drunk Cope 11/29

I've already started drinking. Had a boh-tini (Natty Boh in an old bay rimmed pint glass. Now I'm drinking Pretty Kitty, a Raspberry IPA from Rusty Rail. They do excellent beers up there in central PA!

I'm ready for questions. Lets go round 2!!!!!

Sure what degree of vaginal laceration due the rats have? I think it is a third degree with an extension into their sphincter.
 
I've already started drinking. Had a boh-tini (Natty Boh in an old bay rimmed pint glass. Now I'm drinking Pretty Kitty, a Raspberry IPA from Rusty Rail. They do excellent beers up there in central PA!

I'm ready for questions. Lets go round 2!!!!!

so you can pass out by 7 and i'll have to take over again
 
1). Would you assume Coach Tomlin has a team taLK ABOUT WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN'T CONTROL?

2) how are the STEELERS doing Covid-wise as players missing ?

3). Has Coolie ever stuck his foot in his mouth purposely ?

4) which Hairball would you like a free shot punch on the most ?



Salute the nation
 
Sure what degree of vaginal laceration due the rats have? I think it is a third degree with an extension into their sphincter.

5td degree at minimum. their sphincters are stretched so wide they are impossible to lacerate
 
So who is the whinier Harbaugh Brother? Also, If jim gets the axe and John hires him, will all of Baltimore go deaf from the shrill crying duet they will Unleash upon the city?

it is too close to call....if both were in baltiwhore all the windows within 100 miles would shatter from the shrill whining.
 
Hey Coolie - Its almost 7pm. I think you called it. Seems you at the plate again. Hope they givin' you hazardous duty pay for your time.

gave him a little extra time and then started drinking my Yellow Rose Rye....

we post here out of love and an obligation to share our wisdom no matter what the hazards
 
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1). Would you assume Coach Tomlin has a team taLK ABOUT WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN'T CONTROL?

2) how are the STEELERS doing Covid-wise as players missing ?

3). Has Coolie ever stuck his foot in his mouth purposely ?

4) which Hairball would you like a free shot punch on the most ?



Salute the nation

1. I am sure Tomlin has discussed worrying about what you can control and what is above and below the line and what the standard is

2. not as bad as others...connor is out, Tuit is out....too drunk to remember the rest....

3 Coolie enjoys making a fool of himself almost as much as he enjoys making sure some posters here know just how ******* dumb they really are...

4 i would punch either in the throat if i saw them in public....
 
most asked question in my PMs

why has cope turned into such a light weight? claims to be up for a "drunk cope" thread and then passes out
 
most asked question in my PMs

why has cope turned into such a light weight? claims to be up for a "drunk cope" thread and then passes out

well cope is just a weak *** yankee. anything more than a beer or two dozen and he has to go night night like a little baby......
 
Speaking of weak *** and going nite nite, shouldn't an actual 'drunk thread' consist of actual drunkenness debauchery, and not some slick 'question answering' d-bag playing answer man?
 
Speaking of weak *** and going nite nite, shouldn't an actual 'drunk thread' consist of actual drunkenness debauchery, and not some slick 'question answering' d-bag playing answer man?

the thread is Ask Drunk Cope...so it is a question thread....now cope can be annoying but I don't think he is a douchebag
 
You got me there with the question angle.
 
Thanks for the tag team Coolie. Last night was kind of great. My brother came over unexpectedly, wife cooked a great meal. I had 5 beers and 2 whiskeys than did my husbandly duties.

Can't say I'm sad I missed this one boys!
 
Thanks for the tag team Coolie. Last night was kind of great. My brother came over unexpectedly, wife cooked a great meal. I had 5 beers and 2 whiskeys than did my husbandly duties.

Can't say I'm sad I missed this one boys!
I will leave the first highlight alone. Now for the second so it was clean the dishes and pass out then?

:lol:
 
I will leave the first highlight alone. Now for the second so it was clean the dishes and pass out then?

:lol:

I don't believe he did the dishes for a second. Pics Cope, Pics.

(I think he took the garbage out and she locked the door behind him for an outdoor time out.) :heh:
 
Thanks for the tag team Coolie. Last night was kind of great. My brother came over unexpectedly, wife cooked a great meal. I had 5 beers and 2 whiskeys than did my husbandly duties.

Can't say I'm sad I missed this one boys!

Ask Drunk Coolie as of 12/1/2020


It’s been nice knowing ya Cope. Since you switched to fancy craft brews and IPA’s you changed.


;)
 
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