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Ask Drunk Cope 11/29

Oooh here is one... the putrid nfc east is led by a 4-7 team.... the worse team in the nfc, the cowboys, are 1 game out of the division lead.... assuming the winner finishes with one of the ten worse records in the nfl, which is preferable... getting a cameo in the playoffs with zero hope of a title, but drafting 19th or worse, or gaining a top ten pick in the draft?
 
Welcome back Drunk Cope..!!

My question is If the deer / fox / cougar / strays / or anything else that drinks out of it could talk, do you think they would thank me in person or shout it across the field ?

Salute the nation

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Whats the best reason to win Tuesday

1. To keep the undefeated streak going
2. To end the plaguebird chances at the division and cripple their playoff hopes
3. Losing leapfrogs KC over us for the top seed
4. To stay 3 games ahead of the stains for the division
5. To avoid the shame of losing to RG3 twice in a calendar year
6. Because **** the ratbirds, **** the Browns, **** roger, and **** covid....

#6.........................
 
Oooh here is one... the putrid nfc east is led by a 4-7 team.... the worse team in the nfc, the cowboys, are 1 game out of the division lead.... assuming the winner finishes with one of the ten worse records in the nfl, which is preferable... getting a cameo in the playoffs with zero hope of a title, but drafting 19th or worse, or gaining a top ten pick in the draft?

**** everyone of those teams. here's hoping the cowboys somehow win the division and slip into the playoffs and fall farther down the draft list...because **** them most of all
 
A small but vocal group of ravens fans are pushing the idea that the roster they are going to put out there is still plenty good enough to win the game.... do tgey know something we don’t or are they just delusional?
 
A small but vocal group of ravens fans are pushing the idea that the roster they are going to put out there is still plenty good enough to win the game.... do tgey know something we don’t or are they just delusional?

they are ravens fans...they are delusional
 
Who is more drunker-er
You(Cope) or Chooch?

And why are the ravens a let down?

Me, I fell asleep at 10...

And the Ravens are never a let down. This is payback from the last 5 years of not having Ben. They deserve the beat down that is coming! And Tops is if we see them healthy in the playoffs and beat them even worse!
 
Cope!!!! saints lost a 7th rd pick. what is going to happen to the Ravens ?

They will lose a pick and the worst would be earning a loss on a forfeit, which is very possible now.
 
If the Ravens aren’t heavily penalized for canceling a big money prime time spotlight game the nfl is a joke...

It would be one thing if it was just an incidental outbreak, but they at least have a staffer operating in close contact to players indoors with no mask


As coolie and Cope said, that sounds fishy as well... Im guessing it was some other event that led to this and they are covering it up... the team partied together or something dumb... its just a really really high number for one person to infect by himself... and they haven’t even terminated him yet... I think any real investigation turns something else up entirely

But as it is id say a third to second round pick should scare teams silly

Pulling all their comp picks would hurt them too, they are very savvy in earning comps every year.

The worst possible scenario for the weight room guy is if they fire him for being responsible, forfeit the game, and players start suing him for lost wages.
 
Whats the best reason to win Tuesday

1. To keep the undefeated streak going
2. To end the plaguebird chances at the division and cripple their playoff hopes
3. Losing leapfrogs KC over us for the top seed
4. To stay 3 games ahead of the stains for the division
5. To avoid the shame of losing to RG3 twice in a calendar year
6. Because **** the ratbirds, **** the Browns, **** roger, and **** covid....

In order: 6, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
 
Hopefully enough to charcoal grill the turkey!



Good thing you said "charcoal and not choke" as also good think you said "turkey and not chicken"




Salute the nation
 
Oooh here is one... the putrid nfc east is led by a 4-7 team.... the worse team in the nfc, the cowboys, are 1 game out of the division lead.... assuming the winner finishes with one of the ten worse records in the nfl, which is preferable... getting a cameo in the playoffs with zero hope of a title, but drafting 19th or worse, or gaining a top ten pick in the draft?

That division is a dumpster fire. Someone will win that division by default, with a losing record. I would rather have a top 10 pick than have no shot at winning in the playoffs, but that's just me. Interesting things can still happen in that division. WFT is getting hotter now with Smith back. Eagles may swtich to Hurts, and that could give them a boost. NYG is starting to play decently. So someone may win enough down the stretch to win a game in the playoffs, but yea, this is comically bad for a division.
 
A small but vocal group of ravens fans are pushing the idea that the roster they are going to put out there is still plenty good enough to win the game.... do tgey know something we don’t or are they just delusional?

Delusional purple cammo wearing bird brains. We are playing a college team and need to fumble the ball 10 times to have a chance at losing this game.

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Sorry guys, I worked outside all day on Fri, Sat, Sun, and the drinks put me to sleep.

Sorry to have to leave you with Coolie to act like he is both knowledgeable and witty. It's a stretch on the latter part...

I appreciate you trying Coolie, but there is only one Drunk Cope! Perhaps we can start a new superhero squad: Drunk Cope and Buzzy Collie!! Sounds more like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!
 
Sorry guys, I worked outside all day on Fri, Sat, Sun, and the drinks put me to sleep.

Sorry to have to leave you with Coolie to act like he is both knowledgeable and witty. It's a stretch on the latter part...

I appreciate you trying Coolie, but there is only one Drunk Cope! Perhaps we can start a new superhero squad: Drunk Cope and Buzzy Collie!! Sounds more like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!

more like The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...well if we get supe to team up we would have the Ugly locked in....
 
Sorry guys, I worked outside all day on Fri, Sat, Sun, and the drinks put me to sleep.

Sorry to have to leave you with Coolie to act like he is both knowledgeable and witty. It's a stretch on the latter part...

I appreciate you trying Coolie, but there is only one Drunk Cope! Perhaps we can start a new superhero squad: Drunk Cope and Buzzy Collie!! Sounds more like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!

Coolie stole your job. You’re fired
 
A small but vocal group of ravens fans are pushing the idea that the roster they are going to put out there is still plenty good enough to win the game.... do tgey know something we don’t or are they just delusional?

This thread has a lot of drunkenness
 
This thread has a lot of drunkenness

I've already started drinking. Had a boh-tini (Natty Boh in an old bay rimmed pint glass. Now I'm drinking Pretty Kitty, a Raspberry IPA from Rusty Rail. They do excellent beers up there in central PA!

I'm ready for questions. Lets go round 2!!!!!
 
Delusional purple cammo wearing bird brains. We are playing a college team and need to fumble the ball 10 times to have a chance at losing this game.

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What a bunch of ugly *******. Seriously.
 
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