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I'm going to start this thread a little early today and see how it works. I will start responding to the questions at 8pm, after the daughter is in bed.

Thanks in advance, and as always, I'm looking forward to the discussion!

PS, I'm not drunk yet. I'll post what I'm drinking tonight when I sit down for the fun.

I'm here to discuss just about anything (minus politics, since we have a forum for that).
 
Cope, a friend of mine told me this story the other day..................

He was saying Tom Brady had died and went to heaven. GOD met him and was giving him a VIP tour of where he would live. He showed him a few places such as Jim Kelly's eventual small modest home and the like's of a few other still living NFL players. All the homes were small and modest but as they were walking along the path they came across a NICE bungalow all decked out in patriot's color's with even a single flag displaying the color's. GOD says "Tommy, this will be your new home and I hope you find it pleasing". Tommy responded with great gratitude and pleasure.

They walk quite always further and into some pretty nice housing / district and way out there you can see the HUGE castle like structure with flags at every gable and color coordinated doors all decked in STEELERS color's etc..........

Tommy looks at GOD and says "Lord, I've won countless SBs / MVPs / set many records and I just don't understand how Rothlesberger gets a home of this magnitude.............. ?"

GOD replies "Tommy,...... This isn't Ben's home,.................THIS IS MY HOUSE !!!!"





Cope, My question to you would be "how true of a story is this as opposed to my friend stretching it a little" ?????






Thanks in advance





Salute the nation
 
if Coach were to fart more, would he post less? There may be a correlation there, but we need you, Cope, the SN homosexual Buddhist Monk practicing Islam, to clarify for us.
 
Cope, would you rather have sex with a goat and no one KNEW you did it? Or would you rather not have sex with a goat and have everyone THINK you did it?
 
Looking @ this D at this point in the season, what would you change if anything?

On O should the Steelers use two TE sets more?

Should Haden shadow AJ Green similar to how he followed Julio Jones around?
 
Superman said:
if Coach were to fart more, would he post less? There may be a correlation there, but we need you, Cope, the SN homosexual Buddhist Monk practicing Islam, to clarify for us.
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If you want to ship me a case of iron city beer, I might post a bit less. Otherwise I'll probably post more.

Cope. what works best in a hip flask these days?

What are the chances Oakland is 2-14 or worse?
 
Coach said:
If you want to ship me a case of iron city beer, I might post a bit less. Otherwise I'll probably post more.

Cope. what works best in a hip flask these days?

What are the chances Oakland is 2-14 or worse?
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For you I recommend benzodiazepines mixed in with your iron city beer, drink the entire flask for best effect.
 
SteelerSask said:
If the Steelers dump Bell before they sign him do they lose the compensatory pick in the 2020 draft?
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No and yes I will answer for him. We would get credit for him but we are net negative and would not receive a pick regardless and it would be a 2019 as was reported somewhere. Cope do you concur?
 
Did the Pittsburgh term "Jagoff" derive from the Jacksonville Jaguars or did its origins pre-date that team's inception?
 
If a bear ***** in the woods and nobody is around,does it still smell? Should we make bear febreze to hang in locations in the woods so the bears don't become too self conscious?
 
Welcome to another evening of Drunk Cope. Just finished Halloween decorating with my 5 year old. It's her (and my) favorite holiday. To be festive, I'm drinking ******* Brew Wood Aged from Dogfish head. It's a fine stout with lots of chocolate and wood tannins. I'm digging it!

Also I have to say, I love Shop n Save. I went last year and found a 50 shirt and the combined sports logo shirt for 5 bucks each. This past weekend I got an IC shirt and a Made in Pittsburgh shirt. Love that place.

I'm going to start answering in order, I'll catch up if you have more questions. What are you all enjoying this evening?
 
Drink IRON City said:
Cope, a friend of mine told me this story the other day..................

He was saying Tom Brady had died and went to heaven. GOD met him and was giving him a VIP tour of where he would live. He showed him a few places such as Jim Kelly's eventual small modest home and the like's of a few other still living NFL players. All the homes were small and modest but as they were walking along the path they came across a NICE bungalow all decked out in patriot's color's with even a single flag displaying the color's. GOD says "Tommy, this will be your new home and I hope you find it pleasing". Tommy responded with great gratitude and pleasure.

They walk quite always further and into some pretty nice housing / district and way out there you can see the HUGE castle like structure with flags at every gable and color coordinated doors all decked in STEELERS color's etc..........

Tommy looks at GOD and says "Lord, I've won countless SBs / MVPs / set many records and I just don't understand how Rothlesberger gets a home of this magnitude.............. ?"

GOD replies "Tommy,...... This isn't Ben's home,.................THIS IS MY HOUSE !!!!"





Cope, My question to you would be "how true of a story is this as opposed to my friend stretching it a little" ?????






Thanks in advance





Salute the nation
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Not sure about truth, but that's the kind of God I'd like to meet in the afterlife!!
 
Lunar said:
Do fish smell like the ocean or does the ocean smell like fish?
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The odd thing is why do women sometimes smell like fish?

Fish smell just fine, as long as they stay in the ocean. Bring em out, and they stink just like any other rotting thing. In my experience, the ocean smells much better than fish...
 
Superman said:
if Coach were to fart more, would he post less? There may be a correlation there, but we need you, Cope, the SN homosexual Buddhist Monk practicing Islam, to clarify for us.
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Practice makes perfect!

I actually think he'd post more. I do my best posting from the throne...
 
Steelworth said:
Cope, would you rather have sex with a goat and no one KNEW you did it? Or would you rather not have sex with a goat and have everyone THINK you did it?
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It's kind of like replacing the word goat with fat girl, and you get the same answer. Like riding a moped. It's fun to do, but you never want someone to see you on one.

We were all young and dumb once. What happens in college stays in college. Am i right??
 
slashsteel said:
Looking @ this D at this point in the season, what would you change if anything?
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I would not have Marcus Allen inactive every ******* week. I'd be working that guy into special teams plays and getting him into certain down and distance situations. I think he'd excel in short yardage and goal line to start. Also want to see Matt Thomas get worked in a little bit more as well. I think Fort and Thomas would be our best pairing at ILB. They are currently the most athletic ILBs on the roster.

I like the DL, Safeties, and corners, and you just saw how good our D is when Haden and Hilton are both playing. This D is downright dangerouse then.

slashsteel said:
On O should the Steelers use two TE sets more?
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Yes. I'm a big fan of big packages... With our TEs, it's a mismatch, because we are 3 deep in TEs that can block and run routes (though I'm not sold on Xman's blocking). I'm also a huge fan of running different plays out of the same alignments. That makes it very difficult to diagnose for the opposing defense.

slashsteel said:
Should Haden shadow AJ Green similar to how he followed Julio Jones around?
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After what he did against Julio Jones, Hell YES! He showed he can lock down the best, so time to put him to work!
 
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