okay everyone, I just had a long talk with bob's mom. She appreciates that we have been way nicer to him than he deserves
She says he is a moody little **** and is only happy when he is getting spit roasting by two big guys. Says he likes nothing better than balls on his chin and a big red poker up his poop shoot. She assured me that when he says "step" it is not an invitation to fight. He wants you to step up and whip it out so he can service you or you can bounce your balls off his taint.
She knows he posts are lame as **** but she said he didn't like wearing his helmet when riding the short bus to school and would bang his head a lot on the windows he was licking. I tried to explain to her that with his mental difficulties and love of being spit roasted he would probably fit in better on a bungle or browns board, but she said they all barred him after he passed on several of his STDs to them and they won't let him in anymore.
I told her no one here wants to indulge in his sexual perversions, she accepted that and said that as long as we let him remain and continue with the verbal beatings he could at least continue riding his baseball bat sized dildo while pleasuring self with some tweezers. She said if he can do that, it at least keeps him from trying to **** her pet cat.
so that is the back story.