Ask Drunk Cope 12/12

[madinsomniac]

So ...
A. How many hot pokers should the *’s be ****** with and how hot is acceptable for this activity

B. If you had a choice of the Steelers making the playoffs with a win vs the Bills or the patriots losing the division and being knocked out in the first round but the Steelers missing the playoffs altogether, is the second scenario even a little tempting?

C. If you added up all the critical injuries to the Steelers with the critical injuries to the Penguins, would it surpass infinity?

D. Over under on the chiefs quietly winning the Super Bowl?

E. If Duck Hodges’s nickname was something less enthralling to Pittsburghers, like Mack or Sluggy, would they be bitching about the rookie mistakes he makes as much as they normally do with every other qb ever? Or is his story great enough to be teflon no matter what?

E2: How in the **** is a guy named devlin nicknamed “Duck” and not “Daredevil” Or “Devil” or At least some combo like “DuckDevil”?

 

[Stryker]

Can you use it on a sentence?

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After beating the Steelers the first time, the Browns went **** up in their second matchup...

 

[Stryker]

Buy or sell edition and why:

Ben will be back next year and at 100%.

I want to say Buy for 2 reasons. 1)Ben is a competitor and it's killing him not being part of this team. 2) He has something to prove to himself that he can win another championship, and wants to do it with this defense. The reason to sell is he's old, near the end of his career, and this is a very serious surgery. If it's done right, he'll be 100%, if not, he will never be the same QB.

Duck will close out the season without getting benched and will lead the Steelers into the playoffs.

Buy. I'm all over Duck. I've been breaking down his numbers and they are way better than Dilfer. The league is really crap this year. All teams are flawed. If we can finish a game without turning the ball over, we will be very difficult to beat with this D and these kickers.

Ernie Adams was behind the bungle taping that is presently being investigated.

Buy. This should be a huge deal, and should knock Bellicheck out of the league for life. Really the only thing the Bengals did wrong, was to stop the taping after 1 QTR. Should have let him film the entire first half, before confiscating his equipment. Or the whole game, where there would be zero question to the motive of the filming.

See above in bold

 

[Stryker]

Philip McKeon a former child actor best known for his role of Tommy Hyatt on the ‘70s sitcom Alice, went **** up on December 10th at 55 years of age.

I loved that show as a kid. Mel's best quote: The best Defense is a good O fense! I don't remember that kid at all.

Interesting personal note. My first wet dream was to Vera. Weird I know...

 

[Stryker]

My buddy and I just finished painting my STEELER Mobil and were admiring it, He said it was **** UP.


We caught Dan's girlfriend **** UP in the back seat.



That song on the radio is **** up, let's rock out.






Salute the nation

I think you only used that phrase correctly in the second instance

 

[madinsomniac]

See above in bold

From reading other sports teams sites the rumor is that the Pats filmmakers noticed the Bengals taping them taping the sidelines and that was when they quit taping... the bengals need to leak both the pats film and the film of them taping the pats crew so we can see how shady they look...

 

[Spike]

We just want the Jets to roll over and die tonight, rest all Ravens starters for last week

 

[Hoot]

I have Lunar,

Though I was a crazy monkey when I was a kid.

You got me curious...how many Copes and how many typewriters would it take to write a novel?

 

[Stryker]

If JuJu makes it on the field Sunday night, will they continue to use Deonte Johnson similar to what they have been? I feel DUCK has a little chemestry with him but also know DUCK isn't going to feed him and only him. THOUGHTS ?




Salute the nation

Finally, a Steeler Related question!!

I love this addition. DJ and Washington have learned to be productive and successful without JuJu. That is huge. Moving forward, it will make it easier for JuJu to get open, because now teams have to pick their poison, and Duck can take advantage of who is single covered. I also see the 3WR situation being strong as hell with DJ, JuJu, and Wash playing the X, Y, & Z.

Having JuJu back as the Big Slot is a mismatch against the league's slot corners, who none are above 6' and most are usually 5/10 or shorter.

 

[SteelerSask2]

Watching my second favorite team the New York Islanders. Enjoying my 4th Kirkland Rye. Cheers all. Go Isles. Go Steelers.

 

[Stryker]

It's a fun title. I like Lagavulan, or at last some Lagavulan, and I like Game of Thrones. Win, Win.

Lagavulan 16 is my favorite peat moss scotch. It's tasted the exact same for the last 20yrs, and that is saying a lot in the world of whiskey. It's the most consistent and delicious scotches on the planet.

Keep in mind, if you are not a whiskey drinker, this is my progression of whiskey drinking:

1) Southern comfort
2) Canadian Whiskey
3) Bourbon
4) Irish Whiskey
5) Highland Scotch
6) Islay Scotch

Each progression is an adjustment to a new distinct taste.

 

[SteelerSask2]

When you say Canadian do you mean Canadian Club or several Canadian Rye.

 

[Litos]

Finally, a Steeler Related question!!

I love this addition. DJ and Washington have learned to be productive and successful without JuJu. That is huge. Moving forward, it will make it easier for JuJu to get open, because now teams have to pick their poison, and Duck can take advantage of who is single covered. I also see the 3WR situation being strong as hell with DJ, JuJu, and Wash playing the X, Y, & Z.

Having JuJu back as the Big Slot is a mismatch against the league's slot corners, who none are above 6' and most are usually 5/10 or shorter.

Completely agree. Duck doesn't have to feed anyone, juju will get double coverage and the other 2 will have some good opportunities to make plays , more than they have seen without Juju. And as you said the 3 look perfect for the X, Y and Z spots, they will complement each other.

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[Litos]

Lagavulan 16 is my favorite peat moss scotch. It's tasted the exact same for the last 20yrs, and that is saying a lot in the world of whiskey. It's the most consistent and delicious scotches on the planet.

Keep in mind, if you are not a whiskey drinker, this is my progression of whiskey drinking:

1) Southern comfort
2) Canadian Whiskey
3) Bourbon
4) Irish Whiskey
5) Highland Scotch
6) Islay Scotch

Each progression is an adjustment to a new distinct taste.

Here we drink scotch, heavily. Don't know why but this is one of the top whiskey consuming countries in the world. And people is very demanding regarding the brand, here they like Buchanan's, black label, old Parr, Chivas regal, all 12 years old, in that order. Serving 6 years old scotch in a wedding here was a blasphemy before the crisis increased.

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[Stryker]

When you say Canadian do you mean Canadian Club or several Canadian Rye.

I'm waiting to find a Canadian Whiskey that is drinkable, that doesn't have maple in it...

 

[SteelerSask2]

Try Forty Creek. Beautiful Blended Whiskey.

 

[Stryker]

Can we beat RGlll

That is the question

Yes, we've done it before. Spectacularly:

His Rookie year we won 27-12 on Monday Night
5 years later He loses to Landry Jones and our JV squad when he played for the Browns.

He's done.

 

[Stryker]

So ...
A. How many hot pokers should the *’s be ****** with and how hot is acceptable for this activity
The only satisfying outcome for me is Bellicheck being banned from the NFL. That is the equivalent of an infinite amount of red hot pokers for the remainder of his existence.

B. If you had a choice of the Steelers making the playoffs with a win vs the Bills or the patriots losing the division and being knocked out in the first round but the Steelers missing the playoffs altogether, is the second scenario even a little tempting?
My ideal scenario. We beat the Bills, the Pats lose a bye, and we beat the **** out of them in foxboro in the WC round.

C. If you added up all the critical injuries to the Steelers with the critical injuries to the Penguins, would it surpass infinity?
Unfortunately no, it would be finite. But both teams are enduring their fair share of injures this season.

D. Over under on the chiefs quietly winning the Super Bowl?
They have as good a chance as any team. Baltimore is in the driver seat and are the most complete team. The rest of the league is highly flawed.

E. If Duck Hodges’s nickname was something less enthralling to Pittsburghers, like Mack or Sluggy, would they be bitching about the rookie mistakes he makes as much as they normally do with every other qb ever? Or is his story great enough to be teflon no matter what?
Water off a duck's back my friend...

E2: How in the **** is a guy named devlin nicknamed “Duck” and not “Daredevil” Or “Devil” or At least some combo like “DuckDevil”?
I'd be fine with any nickname. But people can really get behind ducks a bit more than they can get behind the devil...

Answers above

 

[Stryker]

From reading other sports teams sites the rumor is that the Pats filmmakers noticed the Bengals taping them taping the sidelines and that was when they quit taping... the bengals need to leak both the pats film and the film of them taping the pats crew so we can see how shady they look...

If true, that is an excellent point!

 

[Stryker]

We just want the Jets to roll over and die tonight, rest all Ravens starters for last week

Yes we do. Also I need a large margin of victory because the Ravens score differential is my #1 tie breaker this week in my pickem league.

 

[Stryker]

You got me curious...how many Copes and how many typewriters would it take to write a novel?

Hmmm Haaa, you'd probably need a thousand Copes typing on a thousand typewriters to make one spectacularly terrible novel!

 

[Stryker]

Cheers Sask! Glad to hear you are also enjoying a fine whiskey tonight. Like a true Steeler Gentleman!

 

[Stryker]

When you say Canadian do you mean Canadian Club or several Canadian Rye.

I hate Canadian club. Not going to lie. I do love Rye whiskey and would be open to trying a canadian rye. You recommend any good ones?

 

[Stryker]

Here we drink scotch, heavily. Don't know why but this is one of the top whiskey consuming countries in the world. And people is very demanding regarding the brand, here they like Buchanan's, black label, old Parr, Chivas regal, all 12 years old, in that order. Serving 6 years old scotch in a wedding here was a blasphemy before the crisis increased.

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I'm surprise they would consider it a scotch under 10 years? But I agree on the blasphemy charge.

 

[Spike]

Yes we do. Also I need a large margin of victory because the Ravens score differential is my #1 tie breaker this week in my pickem league.

21'-7 at half is good