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Stryker

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Hi SN team!

I'm going to do the podcast at 7pm, but I should have it up by 8pm ready to answer some questions. It's going to be very fantasy heavy since it's the start of fantasy playoffs, so be sure to listen. I'll have Matt (our fantasy guru for SN on the cast).

So how are you guys tonight? I'm ready for questions!!
 
I'm not sure how this works, but how drunk are you?
 
Cope, this is a dooozzzzy. First off thank you on your last PODCAST as it was pretty dang good.

Do you remember an old saying "**** up" ? Have you used it much and in today's society some may be offended but would one get away using it?


I'll have more ?s later.





Salute the nation
 
I know you have traveled to Hagerstown for business before. What is your impression of our city. You can be brutally honest. I can take it.
 
why do people call football "the rock" for some reason it bugs the hell of me.
 
Cope, is it really necessary for Los Angeles to have a zoo?

And why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?

And lastly, would you **** a goat for five thousands dollars?
 
Consider this logic:

All Ravens fans are twatwaffles. Ergo, anyone who is not a twatwaffle is not a Ravens fan.

My good drunk sir, if this is truly the case, then what exactly is a Patriots fan?
 
Cope, this is a dooozzzzy. First off thank you on your last PODCAST as it was pretty dang good.

Do you remember an old saying "**** up" ? Have you used it much and in today's society some may be offended but would one get away using it?


I'll have more ?s later.





Salute the nation
Can you use it on a sentence?

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Buy or sell edition and why:

Ben will be back next year and at 100%.

Duck will close out the season without getting benched and will lead the Steelers into the playoffs.

Ernie Adams was behind the bungle taping that is presently being investigated.
 
Can you use it on a sentence?

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Philip McKeon a former child actor best known for his role of Tommy Hyatt on the ‘70s sitcom Alice, went **** up on December 10th at 55 years of age.
 
Can you use it on a sentence?

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My buddy and I just finished painting my STEELER Mobil and were admiring it, He said it was **** UP.


We caught Dan's girlfriend **** UP in the back seat.



That song on the radio is **** up, let's rock out.






Salute the nation
 
I'm not sure how this works, but how drunk are you?

Not very, It's more just a fun title. There are plenty of Ask whoever, and somebitches mailbag. I thought this phrasing was funnier. Though I'm not drunk, I am enjoying the 9yr Game of Thrones House Lannister scotch from Lagavulan.
 
If JuJu makes it on the field Sunday night, will they continue to use Deonte Johnson similar to what they have been? I feel DUCK has a little chemestry with him but also know DUCK isn't going to feed him and only him. THOUGHTS ?




Salute the nation
 
Cope, this is a dooozzzzy. First off thank you on your last PODCAST as it was pretty dang good.

Do you remember an old saying "**** up" ? Have you used it much and in today's society some may be offended but would one get away using it?


I'll have more ?s later.





Salute the nation

I remember it well and used it a few times. Can't remember the last time I used it, but I wouldn't be offended at the phrase. Funny aside, when the wife and I was walking out of the dry cleaner when the attendant asked the next guy in line his name. He said ****.

My wife and I lost it...
 
Have you ever fallen out of a tree?

I have Lunar,

Not far, not like one of those hitting branches on the way down. Just 4/6 feet from the bottom branch area. Nothing serious and I wasn't hurt. Though I was a crazy monkey when I was a kid. We had a swing set for our apartment complex, and when I was 12-14, I'd climb to the top of the swing set (18 feet up), stand up on the top, then jump to the tree branch that I could reach in the big oak that grew over top of it. Wouldn't dream of doing it now, but back then, I didn't think twice about it.
 
I know you have traveled to Hagerstown for business before. What is your impression of our city. You can be brutally honest. I can take it.

I've been to both Walmarts (which as you know are nowhere near each other). Basically I go to Hagerstown to shop. Love the outlet mall. Love that they have a Primanti's. Love that they have a Supercharger for my Tesla.

I haven't been to the old town area yet, so I don't have an opinion on that, but if I need pants, I'm hitting Haggar in Hagarstown!

Also love Cushwa brewing just south of there.
 
why do people call football "the rock" for some reason it bugs the hell of me.

They do it for every sport where you handle a ball with your hands. Kind of dumber when they do it in basketball, when you are constantly dribbling the 'rock'. I don't know of many rocks that bounce...
 
Not very, It's more just a fun title. There are plenty of Ask whoever, and somebitches mailbag. I thought this phrasing was funnier. Though I'm not drunk, I am enjoying the 9yr Game of Thrones House Lannister scotch from Lagavulan.

It's a fun title. I like Lagavulan, or at last some Lagavulan, and I like Game of Thrones. Win, Win.
 
Cope, is it really necessary for Los Angeles to have a zoo?

And why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?

And lastly, would you **** a goat for five thousands dollars?

Really is it necessary for any city to have a zoo? San Diego has the only zoo worth going to, and honestly, zoos should be more regionalized. Like one per state or something. So no, I don't think LA should have a zoo

Much like somebody 'fixing your/their wagon' where fixing in this sense is a negative. Perhaps it's a weird fetish 'fixation' for vets who love to play with sexual organs??

I probably would have when I was younger, but now that I make good money, it would take another comma for me to consider it.
 
Consider this logic:

All Ravens fans are twatwaffles. Ergo, anyone who is not a twatwaffle is not a Ravens fan.

My good drunk sir, if this is truly the case, then what exactly is a Patriots fan?

Dammit Hoot, I hate double negatives!! Cofuseses the crap out of me. Let me break it down:

A) Ravens fans ARE Twatwaffles
B) Non Twatwaffles are not Ravens fans
Ergo) If you aren't a twatwaffle, you can't be a raven's fan
Moreso) Patriot fans are not twatwaffles, they are ****s.

Dammit, they edited my C yoU iN Toledo..
 
Can we beat RGlll

That is the question
 
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