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Ask Drunk Cope 9/25

1. I had the idea to make flavored alcoholic water back when michelob ultra was new and carb counters were just starting, then never followed through on it... how big of a dumbass am I?

2. Can you play TE? I mean someone has to right?

3. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was dupree?

4. If, in the middle of the deepest, darkest forest our defense stopped a late game drive, but no one was around to see it, did it really happen?

1) big fan of Truly. White Claw is horrible. Oskar Blues actually has made my favorite seltzer to date!

2) I'm too light to play TE. WR possibly, but I'm built like a punter...

3) 6 sacks max...

4) No because we were penalized for holding...
 
COPE- what will our record be at the bye?

Have you tried Youngs dbl chocolate stout? if so what would you rate it?

2-4 would be nice...

Yes I've had Youngs. I think it was one of the first dessert stouts I ever had. I really liked it back in the day, now if I want a dessert stout I get one from Adroit Threory or The Answer. Amazing stuff. Picture drinking a beer, but it feels like drinking a milkshake!
 
How do I get rid of hiccups?

The Strykers actually have a home remedy for this. One is to fill a small glass halfway, bend upside down and finish your drink. This mode is tough and sometimes you get water in your sinuses.

#2 have someone plug your ears and drink 4-5oz of water.

3# Plug your own ears and use a straw to finish your 4-5oz of water

It's important that you really create a seal when plugging your ears. It makes a vacuum in your eustachian tubes and corrects the imbalance. This usually fixes 90% of my hiccups.
 
Will the Steelers Defense ever be able to cover the middle of the field again?

A lot of the problem with their seam coverage is miscommunication, and watching the QB instead of the receivers entering your zone. They will improve over previous years. I truly believe that!
 
Cope, a key to this bungles game will be secondary players playing tight and tough. Of these four players, who is the weakest link not on the team but plays their individual position the weakest?

No order

Fitzpatrick

Hayden

Nelson

Hilton





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Edmunds isn't on there. His problem is he can be fooled with misdirection and flooding zones. He needs to improve there.

Hilton also has trouble at times with quick twitch cutting slots. Fortunately Cincy doesn't have one.
 
PS. Thanks for Drunk Cope as its a bright light for all to enjoy.

Here is a fun question

I go through about 400lbs of black oil sunflower seed feeding birds. Of these two choices of three mont periods, which uses the most and how many pounds would that be?


February/ March / April

September / October / November




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I'd have to guess Feb-Apr due to food being less abundant. If the birds know your house is a food source, they will flock to it... get it!

400lb a year? If so, I'd say about half would be during the late winter, since it would be the most need for the birds. Probably close to half? 200lbs
 
Head to the floor and hook in. Anything higher than your head on the floor and you run the risk of peeing in your own face through the gap in the toilet seat...
 
Sorry about that guys. Passed out. I don't really sleep at night much anymore, so I just have fits of passing out sometimes during the day...

Is it alcohol induced pass outs or insomnia induced? I manage about 5 hrs at night and try to get 20+ nap at lunch.





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A lot of the problem with their seam coverage is miscommunication, and watching the QB instead of the receivers entering your zone. They will improve over previous years. I truly believe that!

Well I would imagine so. When you're at rock bottom the only way to go is up.
 
Is it alcohol induced pass outs or insomnia induced? I manage about 5 hrs at night and try to get 20+ nap at lunch.





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alcohol sometimes at night. As you know, when you don't sleep at night, the body has to find time to rest. For me its usually after lunch, and I work from home, so I can take an hour break to eat and nap.
 
I work from home, and I'm a big fan of having alcohol in fancy bottles in the same room. Just like it used to be in the 50s/60s. It should have never changed!

And it's not cool to hide vodka at work, just leave it in plain sight. No need to hide it, empty a water bottle and fill it with vodka! voila!!

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Head to the floor and hook in. Anything higher than your head on the floor and you run the risk of peeing in your own face through the gap in the toilet seat...

I'm presuming that is in response to the erection-peeing question, but if in response to my question (for a friend) about workplace vodka ...

How much vodka are we talking about here?
 
I'm presuming that is in response to the erection-peeing question, but if in response to my question (for a friend) about workplace vodka ...

How much vodka are we talking about here?

A 5th no doubt.
 
Cope, I'm drinking right now. SO THERE!



I thought you drank all the time...................... Mad Dog 20/20.....................j/k







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I'm presuming that is in response to the erection-peeing question, but if in response to my question (for a friend) about workplace vodka ...

How much vodka are we talking about here?

I’m guessing the amount that would make comrades in mother russia proud?
In that case I recommend you apologize to your liver and possibly get it checked out
 
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