On the national telecast, I saw a pretty big looking guy wearing #79 standing on the sidelines. What is his role on the team?
Not every story has a middle part, nevertheless. We accept responsibility for that. We want to compete and get this negative taste out of our mouth, at some point.
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Will the team is prepared for the 1pm start since it was not ready for Primetime?
When you lose your way, you just pull on that string, we don't dwell on the ghosts of christmas past. That question has been brought up repeatedly and appropriately so. I have standards to uphold and I will hold them up, in some instances.
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Why was Moncrief still on the field and J.Wash and D.Johnson on the sidelines?
I'm not one to mince words, we don't dwell on the ghosts of christmas past. The field was not the problem today. We will sort through those things as we prepare for our work week, that's not happenstance.
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And why so many targets to Switzer?
There's a reason fans have screens over the blades, for the record. We made some minor adjustments that probably aren't visible to the naked eye. We're gonna actively seek victory, for the record.
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And why not incorporate Vance into the game plan early on instead of garbage time.
If you're afraid, bears can smell it, and things of that nature. We did have a fellow named Hank apply as a position coach, but he did not pass our background check. We will raid the fridge and make a midnight snack, deterministically.
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And when the **** are you leaving?!!!
Our course is clear, as defined by the events around us. Halftime is a time for silent reflection. We will make changes that may not be visible to the naked eye, that's not happenstance.
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What pedigree would Skipper have had to have to beat out one of the scrub backups for a permanent roster spot?
I've got a great deal of respect for the process, but I don't want to get mired down in the minutiae. There is inherent risk in this game. We'll walk that tightrope and go into the stadium with no excuses there, given the situation.
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Also how much production would an udfa need to leapfrog a bad premium draft pick on the team?
You don't take a girl to prom until AFTER you've bought a corsage, as defined by the events around us. Ben has a knee. We'll let the guys' availability and then quality be our guide, deterministically.
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To what pedigree is Tyler Matakevich that he would tow a line above and beyond that of Skipper Tuzar?
Fear is a warm beer served on a hot day, and that's how we approach these things. They've earned their stripes in the professional football league. We will absorb the negativity associated with our current situation, in some instances.
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Why did you move your bowels on national tv?
I can't speak for myself, per se. Here you have some guys who have put it all on tape. I'm not going to comment on that, we don't dwell on the ghosts of christmas past.
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Hey coach Tomlin. You just lost 33-3. Any changes next week?
Fate doesn't date guys with poor hygiene, if you will. You're dealing with new and different venues. We'll be able to glean some learning experiences from these situations, from an Xs and Os point of view.
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Coach Tomlin are you concerned about the defensive back field?
Steel has a way of resisting heat, at some point. I will have to look at the film and see where that all falls into play. We will turn over stones, to be determined.
