Sept. 8 at New England Patriots 8:20 PM L We all know this is going to be an ***-kicking. Got our one win-per-decade versus them last December, so we're not due for at least another 7-8 seasons.
Sept. 15 Seattle Seahawks 1:00 PM L Loss. This game just wreaks of a performance where they come out over-confident and unfocused in classic Tomlin-esque fashion, hold a lead for 3 quarters, and then let R. Wilson **** all over them in the 4th.
Sept. 22 at San Francisco 49ers 4:25 PM W By the skin of their teeth against a pathetic niners team. Boswell hits a FG to ice a game in the final minute that was far too difficult for a team with "this much talent". It is at this point we start to see some real doozy meltdowns on this board, and the blind among us start to realize that this team isn't really as good as we all hoped they'd be....AGAIN.
Sept. 30 Cincinnati Bengals (Mon.) 8:15 PM L The Bengals embarrass Pittsburgh during primetime, Joe Mixon makes the defense his *******.
Oct. 6 Baltimore Ravens 1:00 PM W Yes, Lamar Jackson is that terrible. Ravens defense absolutely dominates the offense, but they keep turning it over. Steelers win, something to the tune of 16-10.
Oct. 13 at Los Angeles Chargers 8:20 PM NBC L Oh man, this is going to be ugly. Chargers barnstorm Pittsburgh, they win by 27.
BYE Heat is finally pouring on in on the coach, very testy exchange during PC with him and some of the beat writers during this bye week. Us fans actually have hope that his worthless *** will get canned sooner rather than later.
Oct. 28 Miami Dolphins (Mon.) 8:15 PM W I mean, the dolphins are just a joke. Finally, for the first time all season, the Steelers actually put together a complete performance.
Nov. 3 Indianapolis Colts 1:00 PM L The revamped offensive line of Indianapolis keeps Luck upright all afternoon and he makes the Steelers D pay dearly, to the tune of 450 yards and something like 4 TD's.
Nov. 10 Los Angeles Rams 4:25 PM W Surprisingly spirited effort from the defense, and sound game plan from Tom-...I mean, Butler. Ben has a big day, Steelers get a nice win on this day.
Nov. 14 at Cleveland Browns (Thurs.) 8:20 PM L Humiliating loss. Browns give us multiple chances to take the game and the Steelers keep pissing it away. Baker has a game-winning drive late in the 4th and we have another "meltdown night" here on the board.
Nov. 24 at Cincinnati Bengals 1:00 PM W We get some measure of revenge, but don't really look all that great doing it. Bengals play this game with a **** ton of injured players and still almost win.
Dec. 1 Cleveland Browns 4:25 PM L And there it is, folks. The ******* Browns sweep us and their control of the division is beyond reproach at this point. I throw up in my lap.
Dec. 8 at Arizona Cardinals 4:25 PM W The Cardinals are complete **** show, and it's looking like they made a nightmare of a decision in making Kyler Murray the #1 overall pick in the draft. Relatively easy win for Pittsburgh on the road.
Dec. 15 Buffalo Bills 1:00 PM W Game goes to overtime, and Steelers score a TD with the first possession of OT. And thank GOD for that, since they had a 21-pt lead at halftime, that unjustified overconfidence creeps back in to the fray the entire 2nd half.
Dec. 22 at New York Jets 1:00 PM L Bitter loss to a ho-hum Jets team. The only bright spot is that they sell out on run D to make sure that Bell doesn't embarrass them, they hold him to 40-50 yds rushing on 20-25 attempts with no scores, but Sam Darnold looks like Montana slicing up the Steeler pass defense all afternoon.
Dec. 29 at Baltimore Ravens 1:00 PM L Very lackluster effort in this game, since it's clear they're not going to the playoffs for the 2nd year in a row. Ravens hold a TOP of over 40 minutes for the game, while Pittsburgh's offense doesn't get more than 10 first downs entire game. Justin Tucker hits 6 fgs to go along with a qb sneak touchdown from Jackson and a defensive touchdown, and the team whimpers into the offseason.
Steelers finish the season a pathetically underwhelming 7-9, and Tomlin ballwashers like Ark can no longer hang their hats on the "no losing seasons" dogshit excuse. You can probably rinse and repeat for 2020