Resume
Proficient at watching 10 seconds of youtube highlight game tape, like no other. Able to correctly pick a prospect using statistical breakdowns from various draft sites located across the web. Out of ten picks, almost always gets one right. For every prospect that is identified deficient, I have a thorough close enough list of who I would have picked. Not afraid to make bets, provided I get to tweak the bet to my satisfaction. Looking for a draft position that challenges my elite draftnik talent. Yes I am that good. References? I am all the reference you will need.
My prospect point assessment list is as follows:
Top 40 time -raise three rounds (if a 2nd round prospect raise only two rounds)
Large head- lower one round
one inch shorter than average-lower one round
3 cone and short shuttle - disregard
Short arms - lower one round - talk about it ten threads
Free agency fearless forecast? Steelers trade Le'veon Bell to Cleveland for their two number one's.
Summary: You would be a idiot not to hire me. I look forward to working together, and have just purchased the top 5 draft books. So obviously I am eager to get started.
