And it just keeps getting better.

[Shane Falco]

Allegedly, you can fail high school and still get a diploma in California starting January 1.

http://www.allenbwest.com/2015/12/t...st-passed-may-signal-the-end-of-our-republic/

 

[Ron Burgundy]

It's not fair that illegal immigrants who can't speak English can't get a diploma.

 

[hamster]

Hey. I think I'm a a surgeon now. Probably.

Anyone here need an organ transplant?
I'll beat any surgeons price.....guaranteed.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Hey. I think I'm a a surgeon now. Probably.

Anyone here need an organ transplant?
I'll beat any surgeons price.....guaranteed.

Me too. Working on live people couldn't be a lot harder.

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

You can just believe you are a HS graduate. Grades don't matter a damn.

Hell, you can believe you're black now, even if you're white (Rachel Dolezal). Or you can believe you're a woman, if you're really a man. In New York, if you are a man, pretending (transgendering) to be a woman, and another person calls you a man, you can be fined $250,000.

****, you can now maim yourself, because you are a a "transabled" person, who - in a perfectly healthy human body - believes you should be disabled and dismembers oneself to become disabled: http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/becoming-disabled-by-choice-not-chance-transabled-people-feel-like-impostors-in-their-fully-working-bodies

Welcome to the new Amerika, where the freaks run the show.

 

[Superman]

I am Michael Jordan. It's not fair that I do not have access to his ... I mean MY checking account.

 

[Steelr4evr]

I'm Bill Gates. Don't say i'm not! Give me my money now!!

 

[Confluence]

Hey. I think I'm a a surgeon now. Probably.

Anyone here need an organ transplant?
I'll beat any surgeons price.....guaranteed.

I've got a trowel and some sand paper, if'n yas need to borrow it to finish up yer job.

 

[hamster]

I've got a trowel and some sand paper, if'n yas need to borrow it to finish up yer job.

No thanks. I've got a roll of duct tape.