How do you handle the “Fan” ?

[Gildong Sack]

Yinzer Steeler fans- nod your head in agreement with whatever they are raving about while backing away slowly...

Ravens Fans: Bullet proof vest and taser stick

Browns fans: A healthy dose of reality followed by dosing them with prozac so they dont get suicidal...

Bengals fans... remind them that the answer to " who dey?" Is everyone... bring a rabies vaccine in case they bite you...

Pats fans.. earmuffs to block there aloof delusional idiocracy and a Red Hot Poker...

Philly Fans... Riot gear and a really big stick to beat them away

Cowboys fans... try not to laugh in their faces over their absolute delusions... distract them with something shiny and flee...

You forgot the new breed of "Steeler Karen" fan. This new species get easily agitated when they can't quickly get their caffeine fix from watered down McDonald's Coke.

They are easy to spot wearing their jean shorts they bought at Kmart in 1997 just in time to attend training camp and watch Kordell take starting QB reps.

 

[BLITZ]

Is that a Green Bay fan
or one of them
Fudge Packer fans
asking for BOB

Paul I respect your rights, but you can't call them that anymore.
The gays are offended

 

[Badcat]

This thread needs boobies. In honor of DIC, and his boasting breasted Bostonian

 

[Drink IRON City]

This thread needs boobies. In honor of DIC, and his boasting breasted Bostonian

WhoAley ****, definitely a HIT, but will probably get a black eye out of the deal……………




Salute the nation

 

[Litos]

Watch out Badcat, No nipples or you get Banned. And that perfect specimen is about to show full titties if she keeps jumping like that

 

[speedicut]

This thread needs boobies. In honor of DIC, and his boasting breasted Bostonian

Post reported....


..as awesome!

 

[Drink IRON City]

Another Doctor visit and I get into where they draw blood / lab.

The technician lady is young but very very nice.

We get to talking and she asked me what my weekend plans were (NOT hitting on me)_.

I told her I’ve been building a trailer to pull behind my side x side, proportionately sized.

Told her I was going to hopefully paint it.

Her “what color” ?

I said Steelers Blue (as I have a quart to use up) & it’s a close match to the UTV), she didn’t miss a beat and said that would be awesome.

I said you do know there is the blue in the Steelers logo………

She set me straight by saying she knows that and she isn’t a green-horn, has been a Steelers fan her entire life…..

I said HellA yeah (maybe a little to loud as a couple nurses came in to see what the noise was about)

The Tech. And I set them straight, I left with all four of them smiling and a hug from the Tech.

That my friends is how you handle a fan………… !!!!!!!!!!!





Salute the nation

 

[Black & Gold Bleeder]

boobs, steelers blue, fudge packers,, a retarded guy in a steeler shirt,, this thread has everything

 

[slashsteel]

boobs, steelers blue, fudge packers,, a retarded guy in a steeler shirt,, this thread has everything

Let’s leave coolie out of this.

 

[CoolieMan]

Let’s leave coolie out of this.

why do you always leave me out of everything???

big meanie

 

[WindyCitySteel]

Aside: What percentage of NFL fans are casuals, in your opinion? i.e. they don't follow the offseason and pretty much just show up on game days to root like hell. Guessing it's not an insignificant number.

 

[BLITZ]

Another Doctor visit and I get into where they draw blood / lab.

The technician lady is young but very very nice.

We get to talking and she asked me what my weekend plans were (NOT hitting on me)_.

I told her I’ve been building a trailer to pull behind my side x side, proportionately sized.

Told her I was going to hopefully paint it.

Her “what color” ?

I said Steelers Blue (as I have a quart to use up) & it’s a close match to the UTV), she didn’t miss a beat and said that would be awesome.

I said you do know there is the blue in the Steelers logo………

She set me straight by saying she knows that and she isn’t a green-horn, has been a Steelers fan her entire life…..

I said HellA yeah (maybe a little to loud as a couple nurses came in to see what the noise was about)

The Tech. And I set them straight, I left with all four of them smiling and a hug from the Tech.

That my friends is how you handle a fan………… !!!!!!!!!!!





Salute the nation

Thank you for letting us know she was NOT hitting on you. Most of us thought she was.
Pretty much everyone knows when a young chick asked you what your weekend plans are she really is asking if you want to ****.

 

[Drink IRON City]

Aside: What percentage of NFL fans are casuals, in your opinion? i.e. they don't follow the offseason and pretty much just show up on game days to root like hell. Guessing it's not an insignificant number.

Those who let game day only talking heads determine their opinions on how the teams / nfl is doing.

Watch games but does nothing to further their knowledge / opinions.



Salute the nation