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Sexual Harrassment Pt. 347

Ron Burgundy

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You need to watch this all the way through.

 
Ron Burgundy said:
I think we need to see her cannons before we can pass judgement.
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no truer statement has ever been said, on this board or even in a court of law.
 
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She made me do it ,honey! I swear, she was going to fire me! She made me fukk her 4 times in one night. And she made me stand there as she sucked my dick! It was awful.
 
Booted said:
She made me do it ,honey! I swear, she was going to fire me! She made me fukk her 4 times in one night. And she made me stand there as she sucked my dick! It was awful.
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"and she sat on my face. literally"
 


Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse.-

John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount.

he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity.- The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed.

Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation.

- JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation.

- A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank.

- Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite.

- He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing.so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild.

feel terrible for her and her family.
 
So in reading this thread, sounds like maybe, just maybe, Mr. Rana might need a new attorney. Or perhaps Ms. Hajdini? If so, I think I know a guy who can guarantee a win.*

*Offer not a guarantee. Your results may vary. See your bar association for further details.
 
Steeltime said:
So in reading this thread, sounds like maybe, just maybe, Mr. Rana might need a new attorney. Or perhaps Ms. Hajdini? If so, I think I know a guy who can guarantee a win.*

*Offer not a guarantee. Your results may vary. See your bar association for further details.
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@Tim Steelersfan - you got time to represent Ms. Hajdini?
 
Badcat said:
He looks like a man who would weep while getting a blowie.
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No straight man ever cried while getting a BJ.

In other sex news, good ol' AB dropping truth bombs.

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Ron Burgundy said:
No straight man ever cried while getting a BJ.

In other sex news, good ol' AB dropping truth bombs.

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I met her at a bar in St. Louis, 2004. It was a pre-party for a Van Halen concert and there was a bus that took us to and from the show. Pretty sure she was doing coke. I talked to her for a while. I think I stared at her **** too much and couldn’t close. DAMMIT!
 
Tim Steelersfan said:
She's reached out to the Law Offices of Tim Esquire.

I'm in the process of debriefing her.
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After a full debriefing, I can attest under law that the carpets do in fact match the drapes.

Session adjourned.
 
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