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Swalwell Sexual Assault Scandal

Another day, another thread and....

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Hypocycloids said:
What more proof do you need?
You saw the act. What were you doing there with those two anyway?
Mine was an allegation that you may be gay too. LOL..which I would be completely wrong.

An allegation says someone might have done something; an accusation directly charges that they did.
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No, you misunderstood. I said if I say that I saw you and that’s why I know. It was written poorly, but that’s what I meant.
 
Troglodyte said:
Deep state? So yet another conspiracy? Seek help.
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You seek help.
Do you deny that there were multiple attempts to oust Trump through the weaponization of the justice system, also known as lawfare?

I don’t believe the deep state was a covert organization engaging in a conspiracy. There was no collaboration between the factions. No secret meetings of the deep state at some undisclosed location.

It was each faction/ bureaucracy taking it upon themselves to “do their part”. And that would include the mainstream media doing their part. The major accomplice.

Recall when Lois Lerner, the former Director of the Exempt Organizations unit at the IRS, was the central figure responsible for the targeting and discrimination against conservative groups. Lerner’s division improperly flagged Tea Party and patriot groups for extra scrutiny based on their political ideology beginning in 2010.

She was doing her part.

You currently have bureaucrats having allegiance to the deep state working hard for you every day Trog.
 
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Hypocycloids said:
You seek help.
Do you deny that there were multiple attempts to oust Trump through the weaponization of the justice system, also known as lawfare?

I don’t believe the deep state was a covert organization engaging in a conspiracy. There was no collaboration between the factions. No secret meetings of the deep state at some undisclosed location.

It was each faction/ bureaucracy taking it upon themselves to “do their part”. And that would include the mainstream media doing their part. The major accomplice.

Recall when Lois Lerner, the former Director of the Exempt Organizations unit at the IRS, was the central figure responsible for the targeting and discrimination against conservative groups. Lerner’s division improperly flagged Tea Party and patriot groups for extra scrutiny based on their political ideology beginning in 2010.

She was doing her part.

You currently have bureaucrats having allegiance to the deep state working hard for you every day Trog.
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Uh, we were talking about Swalllwell…
 
Troglodyte said:
Right, 28 women, including his own wife, have accused Trump of assaulting them. Your take on that is: “They're all lying, Trump just brags about assaulting women and anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot”.

You’re in a cult.
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Its not a matter of being in a cult, it’s a matter of your affliction with TDS.

Were you this outraged over Clinton’s sexual misconduct allegations by a dozen or so women?
No you were not.
You most likely were in line with the opinions of Joy Behr who called Clintons accusers “tramps” and Hillary who called them “bimbos”.

Btw…Trumps ex wife retracted her accusation.


So why didn’t Rinos and Demonrats seek to prosecute Trump on those allegations?
They must be in your imaginary cult too.
 
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Troglodyte said:
Uh, we were talking about Swalllwell…
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But you mocked the existence of a deep state conspiracy, the target is irrelevant.

So is this a deflection or does that mean you don’t deny the existence of a deep state?
Which one?
 
IRGFlog says there's no deep state. It's all conspiracy!

The Deep State is taking the L - the House is moving to expunge the 2019 impeachment over the Ukraine call hoax.

 
Tim Steelersfan said:
IRGFlog says there's no deep state. It's all conspiracy!

The Deep State is taking the L - the House is moving to expunge the 2019 impeachment over the Ukraine call hoax.

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And not a single soul would be held accountable.
 
Sarge said:
And not a single soul would be held accountable.
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It's not just Democrats really, any Washington insider, which is mostly Democrats, but not always.
"No one is above the law", my ***.
It's a big club and you ain't in it.

 
Troglodyte said:
Is this your way of saying Swallwell should brag about sexually assaulting women like Trump did?
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Trump did not brag about such a thing.
Swallowell did, however, and openly admitted to wanting to bang tens since he was bored with his wife.
 
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