Here in North Georgia, I don't follow the mainstream news much any more. I am counting on my fellow Steeler Nationers to update me on the following:
- Are we all dead yet from global-warming-climate-change droughts-and-floods? Pretty sure we were all supposed to have died by now. Elfie promised, remember?
- Is the economy in a depression yet due to shipping criminal illegals out of the country? I was assured by (D)imbos that these wonderful people, like Maryland man, are a crucial part of the economy, without whom devastation is just around the corner. Is the depression here yet?
- Inflation has to be double-digits by now, right? I mean I was promised massive inflation due to those horrific tariffs. I don't buy much other than food, which may have miraculously escaped the crushing inflation from these tariffs but I'm sure the rest of the economy is simply imploding, right?
- US crops are rotting in the fields due to the crazy policy of not allowing 20 million illegals (none of whom actually pick crops) into the nation so I presume our crops are rotting in the fields - right?
- Federal revenues are cratering due to the tax cuts for the rich, correct? I was absolutely guaranteed that those nasty billionaires, who allegedly don't pay taxes, were the only beneficiaries of the massive tax cuts and those tax cuts would somehow benefit the very people who supposedly don't pay taxes, so I presume the Federal revenues have absolutely dried up. Right?
- Are children starving in the streets and passing out in class due to malnutrition stemming from cuts to the DOE and food stamps? I was guaranteed that those evil cuts would result in children starving. I guess they are starving somewhere else since I haven't seen them, so where are these starving kids to be found?